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Trump Distracts from Epstein Files with War in Iran, MAGA Tries to Spin & Donny's Big Red Rash
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I'm Jimmy. I'm the host. Thanks for
watching. Thank you for joining forces
with us tonight. We are coming to you
from our home in Hollywood. We are We
have a big show tonight. We with a man
who might be the 48th president of the
United States one of these days.
Governor
Governor Gavin Nuome is here. G, did you
bring all your parking tickets to have
them uh voided like I told you to?
>> I did. I I already gave it to him in the
green room. You know, Gavin Newsome
might be the only guy who wears more
hair gel than you do. I don't know.
>> I don't know about that.
>> Anyway, Governor Nome will be here
shortly. And if you're watching in bed
at the White House, you might want to
stay up cuz we are definitely going to
be talking about you, girl. Okay.
President Donald Trump did find time
between bombings yesterday to post what
the New York Post called apocalyptic
footage of San Francisco under Gavin
Newsome. The Lyatollah is pulling out
all the stops lately. Team Trump was on
Capitol Hill today to brief Congress
about the strikes on Iran. Usually that
happens before we invade a country, but
technically only Congress has the power
to declare war. But also technically
you're supposed to get a permit to tear
down the east wing of the White House
and they're not going to get bogged down
in technically with this group. The
president sent a letter to lawmakers in
which he claimed that it is too soon to
know the full scope and duration of this
conflict. Now on Sunday he said it could
last four to five weeks. Yesterday he
said it could be more than four to five
weeks. Today he said it's too soon to
know and tomorrow we'll be shooting for
Christmas. I guess however long it takes
until everyone stops talking about how
many times his name is in the Trump
Epstein files. That's how and one of the
concerns
one of the concerns that has been raised
is that dropping all these bombs could
deplete our weapons reserves and put us
in a tough spot if another conflict were
to arise somewhere else like if
Greenland decides to launch a preemptive
attack. There were reports that the
reason we've been moving so fast with
this is that they want to finish the job
before we run out of munitions. But
don't worry, President Donald J.
Rumsfeld says we are locked and loaded
for the long haul. He says the United
States munition stockpiles have at the
medium and upper medium grade never been
higher or better. As was stated to me
today, we have a virtually unlimited
supply of these weapons. Wars can be
fought forever and very successfully
using just these bugs. Oh, good. The war
can be fought forever. That's exactly
what we wanted to hear. Just like the
war, his stomach is fighting with his
pants. It will go belong.
Now listen, I'm not an expert in this,
but I'm pretty sure our military doesn't
have unlimited weapons. It's a
stockpile. It's not the buffet at the
Golden Corral. You know, last night I
mentioned that the only good thing I
could say about Trump before Saturday
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