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- Perfectly, precisely unclear.
- Used for intentional evasiveness.
- Witty and slightly sarcastic.
- Best in informal or humorous contexts.
Meaning
This phrase is a playful oxymoron. It means something is perfectly, precisely unclear. You use it to point out someone being intentionally evasive or giving a non-answer. It's like saying, 'You're being *exactly* vague, and I see right through it!'
Key Examples
3 of 10Texting a friend about a surprise party plan
Ne t'inquiète pas, les détails sont `exactement vagues` pour l'instant !
Don't worry, the details are exactly vague for now!
Discussing a confusing movie plot
Je n'ai rien compris à la fin, les scénaristes sont vraiment `exactement vagues` cette saison.
I didn't understand the ending at all, the screenwriters are truly exactly vague this season.
Asking a vague friend about their weekend
Alors, qu'est-ce que tu as fait ce week-end ? Ta réponse est un peu `exactement vague`.
So, what did you do this weekend? Your answer is a bit exactly vague.
Cultural Background
In France, the 'langue de bois' is a national sport. Politicians are often mocked for being 'exactement vagues' in satirical shows like 'Les Guignols' or 'Quotidien'. In Quebec, the phrase is used similarly, but often with a more direct tone. Quebecers might follow it up with 'Accouche !' (literally 'Give birth!', meaning 'Get to the point!'). In Francophone West Africa, indirectness can be a sign of respect. Calling someone 'exactement vague' might be seen as more confrontational than in Europe. Swiss French often values precision. Being 'exactement vague' is seen as a particularly frustrating trait in a culture that prides itself on punctuality and clarity.
Use it for Sarcasm
This phrase is most effective when said with a slight smile. It shows you're smart enough to see through the fog.
Don't over-use 'Exactement'
French learners often use 'exactement' for everything. Save it for this phrase to keep the impact high.
In 15 Seconds
- Perfectly, precisely unclear.
- Used for intentional evasiveness.
- Witty and slightly sarcastic.
- Best in informal or humorous contexts.
What It Means
This phrase is a delightful contradiction. It highlights something that is *exactly* unclear. It's not just vague; it's *perfectly* vague. You use it when someone is being deliberately evasive. They're not giving you any real information. It’s like they’re trying to confuse you on purpose. It has a witty, slightly sarcastic tone. You're calling out their vagueness with precision. It’s a clever way to say, 'I know what you’re doing!'
How To Use It
Use exactement vague when someone avoids a direct answer. Imagine a politician asked a tough question. They might give an exactement vague response. You can use it in texts to friends. "He said he'd be there, but his plan is exactement vague." It works in emails too. "Her explanation for the delay was exactement vague." It's best when you want to be a bit cheeky. You're acknowledging their skill at being unclear. It's a smart jab, not a harsh insult. Think of it as a verbal eye-roll. It’s a sign you’re onto their game. You're not fooled by their lack of clarity.
Real-Life Examples
- A friend asks about a surprise party. You say, "Don't worry, the details are
exactement vaguefor now." This means the surprise is safe. You're confirming secrecy. - You ask your boss for a deadline. They reply, "We'll get it done when it's done." That's
exactement vague. You know you won't get a date. - On social media, someone comments, "The ending was... interesting." You might reply, "So,
exactement vague?" You're asking for clarification, teasingly. - A streaming show's plot becomes confusing. You tell your friend, "The writers are being
exactement vaguethis season." You're critiquing the unclear storytelling. - Ordering food, you ask about ingredients. The waiter says, "It's a special blend." This might be
exactement vague. You wonder if they're hiding something.
When To Use It
Use exactement vague for deliberate evasiveness. It’s perfect for political speeches. Or when a company avoids a direct product launch date. Use it when someone gives you a "non-answer." It fits when you suspect they're hiding something. Or when they're trying to sound smart but say nothing. It’s great for humorous situations. You can use it when a friend is being coy. They might be planning a surprise. Or avoiding a difficult topic. It's also good for critiquing unclear writing. Think of confusing movie plots. Or ambiguous instructions. It signals you recognize the intentional lack of clarity. You appreciate the skill, even if you dislike the result.
When NOT To Use It
Avoid exactement vague in serious, formal situations. Don't use it in a job interview. You don't want to seem sarcastic. Never use it when someone is genuinely confused. They aren't being intentionally vague. Using it would be rude. Don't use it when you need clear information. This phrase *points out* vagueness. It doesn't *resolve* it. If you need a direct answer, ask directly. Don't use it with people you don't know well. They might misunderstand your tone. It could come across as aggressive. Save it for situations where wit is welcome. And where the vagueness is clearly intentional. A doctor explaining a complex diagnosis? Not the time. Your friend explaining their new crush? Maybe!
Common Mistakes
Using exactement vague when someone is simply unclear. They might be nervous or lack vocabulary. They aren't being intentionally evasive. It's better to offer help then. Or just ask for clarification politely. Another mistake is using it too often. It can make you sound cynical. It might seem like you're always looking for deception. Remember, context is key. Is the vagueness intentional? Is humor appropriate? If not, choose different words. A simple "I don't understand" works too. Don't force the phrase where it doesn't fit. It's a specific tool for a specific job.
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Similar Expressions
Vague(Vague): This is the basic word.Exactement vagueadds emphasis. It implies intention.Évasif(Evasive): This describes someone avoiding a topic.Exactement vaguedescribes the *quality* of their evasion.Ambigu(Ambiguous): This means having more than one possible meaning.Exactement vagueis about a *lack* of meaning.Alambiqué(Convoluted): This means overly complicated. It's about the style, not necessarily the clarity.Faire de la langue de bois(To use political jargon/speak with a forked tongue): This is a common idiom for evasive speech. It's more serious thanexactement vague.
Common Variations
The phrase is quite fixed. However, you might hear variations in tone. People might say it with a sigh. Or with a chuckle. Sometimes, people add context. "His answer was exactement vague, as usual." The core phrase remains the same. It’s the perfect blend of precision and ambiguity. It’s like a perfectly imperfect circle. Or a silent alarm. The words themselves create the humor. You don't need many extra words. The power is in the contradiction. It's a gem of French wit. It captures a very human behavior. The art of saying nothing, perfectly.
Memory Trick
Imagine a detective at a crime scene. The suspect says, "I was... around." The detective scoffs, "Exac-te-ment vague!" Picture the suspect's statement being *exactly* measured, but containing *zero* useful information. The detective is using a ruler to measure the *vagueness* itself. It's precisely unclear, like a fog bank that's *exactly* 100 meters thick. You can't see through it, but you know its exact size!
Quick FAQ
- What does
exactement vaguemean? It means perfectly, precisely unclear. It's used for intentional evasiveness. - Is it formal or informal? Mostly informal, but can be used neutrally in writing.
- Can I use it in a job interview? Definitely not! It's too informal and sarcastic.
- What if someone is just confused? Don't use it. They aren't being intentionally vague. Use simpler phrases like 'I don't understand.'
- Is it a common phrase? It's recognized, especially in certain circles. It's witty and memorable.
- What's the opposite? Something
clairement défini(clearly defined) orprécis(precise).
Usage Notes
This phrase carries a distinctly informal and witty tone, best reserved for situations where you can afford to be playful or subtly critical. Its effectiveness hinges on the listener understanding the implied sarcasm and the recognition of intentional ambiguity. Using it in formal settings or when genuine clarity is needed would be a significant misstep.
Use it for Sarcasm
This phrase is most effective when said with a slight smile. It shows you're smart enough to see through the fog.
Don't over-use 'Exactement'
French learners often use 'exactement' for everything. Save it for this phrase to keep the impact high.
The 'Langue de Bois' connection
If you use this phrase, you'll sound like a real French citizen who is tired of political nonsense. It's a great 'insider' phrase.
Examples
10Ne t'inquiète pas, les détails sont `exactement vagues` pour l'instant !
Don't worry, the details are exactly vague for now!
Here, 'exactement vagues' humorously confirms the secrecy. The vagueness is intentional and part of the surprise.
Je n'ai rien compris à la fin, les scénaristes sont vraiment `exactement vagues` cette saison.
I didn't understand the ending at all, the screenwriters are truly exactly vague this season.
This criticizes the writers for being intentionally unclear, using the phrase to highlight their perceived skill in confusing the audience.
Alors, qu'est-ce que tu as fait ce week-end ? Ta réponse est un peu `exactement vague`.
So, what did you do this weekend? Your answer is a bit exactly vague.
This gently teases the friend for not giving a straight answer, implying they might be hiding something or just being coy.
✗ Votre proposition était `exactement vague` et m'a laissé perplexe. → ✓ Votre proposition manquait de précisions et m'a laissé perplexe.
✗ Your proposal was exactly vague and left me perplexed. → ✓ Your proposal lacked specifics and left me perplexed.
Mistake: Using the informal, witty phrase in a professional context is inappropriate and confusing.
Le discours du politicien était `exactement vague`, plein de mots mais sans contenu réel.
The politician's speech was exactly vague, full of words but with no real content.
This describes a politician's skillful use of language to say nothing substantial, highlighting the intentional ambiguity.
Où est-ce que je vais ? Mystère... 😉 #VoyageMystère #ExactementVague
Where am I going? Mystery... 😉 #MysteryTrip #ExactlyVague
Used here playfully on social media to emphasize the unknown nature of the destination, embracing the ambiguity.
✗ J'ai besoin d'une réponse `exactement vague` pour savoir quoi faire. → ✓ J'ai besoin d'une réponse claire pour savoir quoi faire.
✗ I need an exactly vague answer to know what to do. → ✓ I need a clear answer to know what to do.
Mistake: Asking for vagueness when clarity is needed. The phrase is about *observing* vagueness, not requesting it.
Alors, tu l'as revu ? Non ? Ah, ta réponse est `exactement vague`... Je vois !
So, did you see him again? No? Ah, your answer is exactly vague... I see!
This implies the speaker understands their friend is not being truthful or is deliberately hiding details about a relationship.
Le livreur m'a dit 'suivez la route', c'était `exactement vague` comme indication !
The delivery driver told me 'follow the road', that was exactly vague as directions!
Expressing frustration with unhelpful, overly general directions. The vagueness was precise in its uselessness.
Il a promis 'des changements significatifs', mais c'était `exactement vague`.
He promised 'significant changes', but it was exactly vague.
Critiquing a political promise for being intentionally non-specific, using the phrase to highlight the lack of concrete commitment.
Test Yourself
Choose the best situation to use 'exactement vague'.
Un ami vous dit qu'il viendra 'un de ces quatre' (one of these days).
'Un de ces quatre' is a classic non-committal answer, making it 'exactement vague'.
Complete the sentence with the correct form.
Leurs explications étaient _________ vagues.
Adverbs are invariable; 'exactement' does not change regardless of the noun.
Complete the dialogue.
A: Tu penses quoi de mon nouveau projet ? B: C'est... intéressant, dans un sens global. A: Merci, c'est _________.
B's answer is a classic non-committal 'vague' response.
Match the phrase to the intent.
Why would someone say 'exactement vague'?
The phrase is a rhetorical tool to highlight that someone is avoiding a direct answer.
🎉 Score: /4
Visual Learning Aids
Clarity vs. Evasiveness
Practice Bank
4 exercisesUn ami vous dit qu'il viendra 'un de ces quatre' (one of these days).
'Un de ces quatre' is a classic non-committal answer, making it 'exactement vague'.
Leurs explications étaient _________ vagues.
Adverbs are invariable; 'exactement' does not change regardless of the noun.
A: Tu penses quoi de mon nouveau projet ? B: C'est... intéressant, dans un sens global. A: Merci, c'est _________.
B's answer is a classic non-committal 'vague' response.
Why would someone say 'exactement vague'?
The phrase is a rhetorical tool to highlight that someone is avoiding a direct answer.
🎉 Score: /4
Video Tutorials
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Frequently Asked Questions
10 questionsYes, it is an oxymoron. While the meanings conflict, the grammar (adverb + adjective) is perfectly standard.
Only if you have a very close, informal relationship with the person. Otherwise, it might sound too sarcastic.
'Vague' is usually for ideas or speech. 'Flou' is usually for vision or photos, though they are often used interchangeably in this phrase.
No, 'vague' ends in 'e' in the masculine, so it stays the same for feminine. Only the plural takes an 's'.
It's not in the top 100 most common phrases, but it's very common in intellectual, political, and witty social circles.
Yes, 'précisément vague' is a perfect synonym and used just as often.
It can be. It's a way of calling someone out. Use it with friends or to critique public figures, but maybe not your boss.
It's pronounced like 'gz' (as in 'eggs'), not 'ks'.
'Parfaitement clair' or 'limpide'.
Because it requires understanding irony and the nuance of combining contradictory words, which is usually a mid-intermediate skill.
Related Phrases
Flou artistique
similarArtistic blur; intentional lack of clarity.
Langue de bois
builds onWooden language; doublespeak.
Noyer le poisson
similarTo drown the fish; to create a diversion.
Parler pour ne rien dire
synonymTo speak in order to say nothing.