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B1 Intermediate English 9:15 Educational

Jimmy Fallon Blew a Chance to Date Nicole Kidman

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B1

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00:00

I don't know if you remember this, but we met before.

00:02

Oh, I remember.

00:04

Do you remember this? It was really embarrassing for me.

00:07

Yes. It was?

00:08

Yeah. I have not seen you since then.

00:11

I have not. Right?

00:12

That is correct. No.

00:13

But this was years ago, and I...

00:15

Do you want me to tell my version of this story?

00:16

Yeah, you tell your version.

00:19

I'm walking down the street. I'm in New York City.

00:22

My friend Rick calls me and says,

00:24

Dude, what are you doing? I go,

00:25

I'm just walking down the street.

00:26

He goes, I have Nicole Kidman with me,

00:28

and she wants to meet you for maybe to be in Bewitched

00:32

or something like that. So I go, What? Okay.

00:35

She goes, I can be in your apartment in like 10 minutes.

00:38

I go, You're going to bring Nicole Kidman over to my apartment?

00:40

I'm like, Okay. I don't know. What do I do?

00:43

What do I have something? What do I do?

00:44

He goes, I don't know.

00:45

Just get some cheese and crackers or something.

00:48

And I'm like, I'm like, Cheese and crackers?

00:50

I don't even talk about that. I don't have dinner party.

00:52

I don't have anyone over at my house.

00:54

I'm like, I have video games and sneakers.

00:55

I mean, I really...

00:57

So I go and I go, there's a deli, and I go in the deli.

01:00

I go, What do you mean cheese?

01:01

He goes, Get brie or something.

01:03

I go, Brie? I don't even know what that is.

01:05

I'm like, Uh.

01:05

So I go in, and this is like,

01:07

I'm on Saturday Night Live, I guess, or something.

01:08

I don't remember really when it was, but...

01:10

I just remember I liked you.

01:12

And he was like, Not now.

01:15

Um, I'm married now.

01:17

Um, but he was like, Oh, well, you can be...

01:19

I mean, I don't...

01:22

Wait, what?

01:24

Not that way.

01:25

Wait, wait, what's going on?

01:27

Wait, what?

01:28

So he says...

01:31

Wait.

01:31

So Rick, our mutual friend, says,

01:34

Oh, you know, Jimmy wants to meet you,

01:36

and you can go over to his apartment, and da-da-da-da,

01:38

and I'm single, and I'm like, Okay, yeah, cool.

01:40

Wait, what?

01:41

Yes.

01:44

What?

01:46

Are you talking about?

01:48

Yes!

01:48

Did I date Nicole Kidman?

01:50

Sure.

01:51

So I go over, though, and you're there in a baseball cap,

01:54

and, like, nothing.

01:56

Just like...

01:57

I had brie cheese.

01:58

And you wouldn't talk.

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