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Jimmy Fallon Blew a Chance to Date Nicole Kidman
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I don't know if you remember this, but we met before.
Oh, I remember.
Do you remember this? It was really embarrassing for me.
Yes. It was?
Yeah. I have not seen you since then.
I have not. Right?
That is correct. No.
But this was years ago, and I...
Do you want me to tell my version of this story?
Yeah, you tell your version.
I'm walking down the street. I'm in New York City.
My friend Rick calls me and says,
Dude, what are you doing? I go,
I'm just walking down the street.
He goes, I have Nicole Kidman with me,
and she wants to meet you for maybe to be in Bewitched
or something like that. So I go, What? Okay.
She goes, I can be in your apartment in like 10 minutes.
I go, You're going to bring Nicole Kidman over to my apartment?
I'm like, Okay. I don't know. What do I do?
What do I have something? What do I do?
He goes, I don't know.
Just get some cheese and crackers or something.
And I'm like, I'm like, Cheese and crackers?
I don't even talk about that. I don't have dinner party.
I don't have anyone over at my house.
I'm like, I have video games and sneakers.
I mean, I really...
So I go and I go, there's a deli, and I go in the deli.
I go, What do you mean cheese?
He goes, Get brie or something.
I go, Brie? I don't even know what that is.
I'm like, Uh.
So I go in, and this is like,
I'm on Saturday Night Live, I guess, or something.
I don't remember really when it was, but...
I just remember I liked you.
And he was like, Not now.
Um, I'm married now.
Um, but he was like, Oh, well, you can be...
I mean, I don't...
Wait, what?
Not that way.
Wait, wait, what's going on?
Wait, what?
So he says...
Wait.
So Rick, our mutual friend, says,
Oh, you know, Jimmy wants to meet you,
and you can go over to his apartment, and da-da-da-da,
and I'm single, and I'm like, Okay, yeah, cool.
Wait, what?
Yes.
What?
Are you talking about?
Yes!
Did I date Nicole Kidman?
Sure.
So I go over, though, and you're there in a baseball cap,
and, like, nothing.
Just like...
I had brie cheese.
And you wouldn't talk.
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