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B1 Intermediate English 8:20 Educational

Michael Scott Once Said… Your Favourite Michael Quotes | The Office | Comedy Bites

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B1

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sometimes i'll start a sentence and i

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don't even know where it's going i just

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hope i find it along the way

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like an improv conversation

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improvisation i told dwight that there

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is honor and losing

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which as we all know is completely

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ridiculous but there is however

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honor in making a loser feel better

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which is what i just did for dwight

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would i rather be feared or loved

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um easy both i want people to be afraid

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of how much they love me

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my name is michael scott webster's

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dictionary

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defines wedding as the fusing

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of two medals with a hot torch

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well you know something i think

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you guys are two medals

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gold medals

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why i'm taking responsibility and it is

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up to me

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to get rid of the curse that hit

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meredith

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with my car i'm not superstitious but

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i'm i am a little stitious

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ryan cost dunder mifflin hundreds of

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thousands of dollars michael

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ryan david i don't care if ryan murdered

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his entire family he is like a son to me

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you know what today is

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not a good day for a sales contest we're

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not we're not doing this

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today that doesn't seem fair you want to

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talk about fair

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does anyone need to smell my old carpet

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you explained to me how that was fair

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and i'll explain to you how this is fair

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plus i just i think that picking today

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was sort of taking advantage but you're

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