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parks and rec bloopers that are funnier than the actual show | Parks & Recreation | Comedy Bites
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This video features a chaotic, improvised "bloopers" reel from the set of *Parks and Recreation*. Because the dialogue is entirely unscripted, spontaneous, and filled with nonsensical humor, it is **not recommended** for learning standard or formal English. For language learners, this transcript serves as a challenging example of native-speed, informal, and highly idiomatic American English. You will encounter rapid-fire jokes, overlapping speech, and aggressive slang, which can be difficult to parse. If you choose to watch, focus on observing how natural, conversational interruptions occur, but avoid using this vocabulary in professional or academic settings.
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I'm going to tell you my deepest darkest
secret oh no that's not when I was a
baby my head was so large scientists
came to my house and did experiments on
me they say it's primarily
bone almost
99% my head weighs upwards of 85
lb I was a 16 lb
baby my mom carried me to fullterm Plus
months I was born at 17 months
with a full head of hair a full head of
teeth what did all of this confidence
come from all of a sudden okay guys
let's and don't bother trying to
outflank me because you will fail where
did all this confidence come from all of
a sudden okay guys let's
relax sorry
oh
okay okay from the top come on Adam
[Laughter]
okay Sor okay everyone's like you all
right now cuz we got to go to
lunch we're
hungry and I need evidence got it wait
you don't know what evidence ah right on
yes hit me next to my desk is a picture
of a female politician Bella abzug is
that scary face funny hat gaptooth or
Bill Clinton's wife funny hat funny hat
on the back of it is a key taped to it
and then that opens my bottom drawer in
my desk get
[Laughter]
get what's happening sorry
Al you got bored in the middle of
it okay
I oh [ __ ] that's funny okay okay I'm in
love with you because you're just like
me you're a dog date me an I'm single
Ron you're going to construct the stage
yes ma'am I really think we should try
and involve this talking
dog Aon will you go out on a date with
me you're the prettiest dog I've ever
seen and remember when we had sex in the
gutter on Rodney Street I'll never
forget it an I'm going to come over
there and [ __ ] you up
Sea Biscuit the Mighty Ducks Robert
Donny Jr who else Rocky yes Kim
Kardashian Kim well well in the video
she gets she gets come on her back I
[Laughter]
think I kind of feel like the chicken
soup would be good with this let's bring
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Used to refer to the person or people that the speaker is addressing. It is the second-person pronoun used for both singular and plural subjects and objects.
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To move something into a particular place or position. It is a fundamental verb used to describe the act of placing an object or setting a situation in a specific location.
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