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Trump Goes to War with Iran, Bill Clinton Testifies About Epstein & Boebert Explains Inflation
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Jimmy, I'm the host of the show. Thank
[cheering] you. Thank you for watching.
Thank you for joining us here in our
studio. It is Monday. We're back. I'm
glad you're, you know, when we left you
last week on Thursday night, we were uh
not at war. And today we are at war. We
are at war. And I used to say the one
thing that surprised me about Donald
Trump in a good way is that he hadn't
gotten us into any wars. Now there's
nothing good about him. It's zero. In
retrospect, we should have seen this
coming two weeks ago when he convened
the first meeting of his new board of
peace. He met with the board of peace.
Eight days later, we're at war. Turns
out they probably should have just given
him that Nobel Prize. I mean, remember
Star Wars R2-D2's playing Chester
Chewbacca and C3PO suggests he let the
Wookie win. We should have let the
Wookie win. Now we have no arms. Poor
GMO. This was I know it was a tough
weekend. Um, GMO, I know you and the
Ayatollah were very close, RIGHT?
[laughter]
Every morning, uh, GMO would call him.
He'd say, "Hola, Ayatollah." And they
had a great conversation.
>> I'm sure you'll find a new Ayatollah. I
bet you'll find an even better one.
>> Yeah, I think I'll be okay. [laughter]
>> This Ayatollah was 86 years old. I feel
like they could have killed him by
slamming a door really hard. It's early
Saturday morning, just after midnight.
The Pentagon launched what they are
calling operation epic fury which is
different from its original title which
was operation epino distrao. [laughter]
It was a [cheering]
it was a sophisticated military strike.
They did it in concert with Israeli
forces. It required intense secrecy,
which is why Donald Trump watched it
unfold from his membership only beach
resort in Florida. From the very spot on
which just two months ago, Vanilla Ice
performed on stage with a Ninja Turtle.
Just as the prophecy foretold, the
president monitored the attack from his
super secure bunker at Mara Lag. Don't
worry, I I'm sure these um fabric
curtains are totally soundproofed.
The ceiling is open. Trump probably just
came in from the golf course. He's
sitting there. He's sweating like a a
yam and a hat. He's And for whatever
reason, they released a photo with a map
in the background that revealed all the
Iranianamean target locations, which
surprises me. It's not like them to be
sloppy.
He launched a top secret military strike
from the same kind of enclosure they
used to sell hummus at a farmers market.
You know, people stay at Mara Lago. They
have guests on site who rent rooms for
How does that work? Don't go in the
cabana next to the pool house. They're
having World War II in there tonight.
Trump claims the operation in Iran could
last four to five weeks or longer. And
also that it won't be difficult. Of
course, our supremist leader launched
this attack without getting approval
from Congress, which is something
regular presidents do all the time. Six
Americans were killed in the
counterattacks, which is terrible and
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