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B1 Intermediate English 8:24 Educational

Compilation of Michael's Best Jokes About Sports | Michael McIntyre

Michael McIntyre · 2,632,121 views · Added 1 month ago

Learning Stats

B1

CEFR Level

5/10

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Subtitles (208 segments)

00:00

of course i don't want to bring up

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football too much in in manchester

00:03

i know this is a bit of you know

00:04

friction i don't want to separate people

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into their teams

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i know you're all divided who support i

00:10

just but i said to my wife that you know

00:12

it's called man city and man united and

00:15

it was her not me

00:16

okay who pointed out they do sound like

00:19

gay clubs

00:20

okay you can't argue

00:26

don't choose messages

00:30

where you going saturday you're going

00:32

down man city yeah

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go to any of other clubs yeah man united

00:49

it's absolutely great

00:52

hey look afterwards a few of us are

00:53

going down the men arena want to come

00:58

[Applause]

01:00

[Music]

01:05

olympics have you ever seen people as

01:06

fit as the olympics people are in

01:08

amazing physical condition and they

01:09

train every day and night for this

01:10

little moment of glory

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and then they win a medal in flowers

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which they don't want you can sense they

01:14

don't want the flower

01:16

the men men never want flowers

01:24

and women can't receive flowers without

01:26

wanting desperately to put them in water

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and cut them

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you can see it on their faces they've

01:30

trained day and night for four years

01:31

and the national anthem is going on

01:33

they're going i need this hurry up hurry

01:34

up they're dying

01:39

i like the gymnastics you know where

01:40

they could on the mat that's my favorite

01:42

bit when they have the big mat

01:43

and they do everything in the corners

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