Aussiest. Interview. Ever. What a legend!

What happened?

Oh, well, It's really quite funny.

I was in bed sleeping at 2 o'clock this morning; my wife comes in and says,

"Oh! The shop's been, uh, someone ran into the shop."

And I said "uh, what?" So, I jumped down the bed and all I had was my

undies on, and I've walked out the front and I seen out the car smashed and I seen the bloke

walking back to the car. And so I've walked outside and I said, "what are you doing, mate?

Like, "you can't be leaving the scene." And he goes, "don't be a hero mate!

And I said, "I'm not trying to be a hero, but the police are coming!"