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help, Im going through a midlife crisis...

PewDiePie · 2,441,830 views · Added 1 month ago

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00:00

Something has changed.

00:02

What is it? Ding ding ding ding. Camera

00:06

quality. What happened, Felix? Not

00:09

again. Let me explain. You ever go to

00:13

one of these self-improvement journeys?

00:16

Except it's not self-improvement. It's

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the complete opposite. It's evolving

00:21

just backwards. So basically what

00:23

happened was it all started with

00:25

Dioynes. If you remember, greatest

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philosopher of all time. He told

00:29

Alexander the Great to move out of his

00:31

sunlight. He showed Plato a featherless

00:33

bipod. He was kidnapped by pirates, but

00:36

instead of becoming their slave, he

00:37

became their teacher. He peed on

00:39

bystanders and lived in a barrel. What

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else is there to know? And I know what

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you're thinking. What does this have to

00:45

do with the camera feelings? I will get

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to that point because there's so many

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stories with Dioynes, but one that

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really stuck out with me. Camera's also

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kind of low. I have to I have to stand

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like this to talk to you guys. I'm just

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really tall. Don't Google my height. A

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story of Dioenese that sticks out to me

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is the one about his wooden bowl. He

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famously had only one possession which

01:06

was a wooden ball until he saw a child

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use his hands instead of a bowl and he

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realized what an idiot he was. Throw it

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away. Beaten by a child. I think about

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this all the time. An unhealthy amount.

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There's balls. There is balls

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everywhere. I can't be the only one. If

01:24

you remember a while ago, one of my most

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viewed videos, that's right, my most

01:29

viewed short is me talking about my

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shoes, which is where I apply this

01:34

principle of trying to minimize owning

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one thing. Show it. I am a one pair of

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shoe only kind of guy. Before I used to

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enjoy saving up to things and then

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feeling excited when I could finally buy

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it. It was It was fun. It was cool. I

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was hyped. I don't really get that

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anymore. I know. Boohoo. So, the way I

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do it is I have one pair of shoes. I

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wear them till they're completely

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Then when it's time to buy new

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shoes, it's like exciting. I look

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forward to it. That's why one pair of

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shoes supreme. So, I've been doing this

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for a while now where I've been trying

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to apply this theory of owning one thing

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or better yet, nothing. And I want to

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share you with you just how mentally

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deranged I truly am. This wasn't even

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supposed to be a video. I just am. First

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of all, headphones. I used to own guess

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how many headphones. Who cares?

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Four headphones. These one. These one.

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These one. These ones. They all had

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different purposes. It all made sense to

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me until I realized I cannot have four

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headphones. What kind of epic minimalist

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am I? I'm a fraud. God damn it. So, I

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decided and I had Oh my god. I I don't

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miss them. I don't miss them. But I had

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these beautiful autofile headphones. The

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sound quality was incredible. You don't

02:49

understand. Once you hear music at a

02:51

certain level, you can't go back. Except

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