Bill Burr⎢How you know the N word is coming⎢Five Minute Funnies⎢LOL StandUp!

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It's nice to be back here down the south, man.  I had a real weird experience last time I came  

down here. I was in Nashville, right? Sort of an  awkward social situation, right? I'm sitting at  

this bar. There's this white dude sitting like two  stools away. I don't know him. He doesn't know me.  

And that Terrell Owens story was in like sports  news. So, I try to make conversation. I'm like,  

"Man, look at this guy. This guy just signed  a $40 million contract. He's already bitching,  

man. How much money do you need to make?"  And the dude looks at me. He's like,  

"You know what I say?" And then he looked over  his shoulder, which I now know is the telltale  

sign that the N-word is coming and it's coming  hard. Oh yeah. It's not going to be pronounced  

with the A. It's going to be with the R. And he  hit the R. He like stuck the landing. There was