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Funniest Kramer Moments | Seinfeld
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but what am I drinking what do you got I
got a bottle of Scotch my uncle gave me
henigin it's been there 2 years I've
been using it as a paint
thinner all
right I don't smell anything we're too
close to the
bottle yeah come on up that is damn good
scotch I got to do a commercial for this
stuff boy that henigan goes down
smooth and afterwards you don't even
smell that's right folks I just had
three shots of Hans and I don't
smell imagine you can walk around drunk
all day that's Hans no smell no tell
Scotch hello everybody hey George come
here I'm going to tell you what I think
oh I know you don't care what I think
but I'm going to tell you I think that
you are terrific that's
all thank
you hey what's that it's an early
Christmas present a Christmas present
that's right for who for
you get out of here say you got a big
job interview and you're a little
nervous well throw back a couple of
shots of Henkin and you'll be as Loose
as a Goose and ready to roll in no time
and because it's odorless why it'll be
our little
secret
aamer yeah that'll
do hey look at this come here there's a
naked woman across the street
where second floor from the top see the
window on the left wow who walks around
the house like that maybe she's a nudist
you know those nudist con people
yeah
yeah let me ask you a question in these
nudest colonies do they eat naked in the
dining room I would imagine it's all
naked what about the chamber Ms are they
naked too they're naked the garden is
naked Bell hops one big nama
hey hey hey well where's my money who
caved not me not me what are you looking
at there's a naked woman across the
street this is going to be the easiest
money I've ever made in my life so my
friend Joyce is teaching in arobics
class I'm going to go tonight yeah well
the the waitress should have taken it
back so then I got a call this morning
you know I was uh chosen to go on the
space
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