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The Best of Jim Lying to Dwight - The Office
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-What is this?
-How did those get out? I'm sorry.
-"Professor Copperfield's Miracle Legumes"?
-I was in Jamaica, and I got lost.
And it was getting dark this one night,
and then out of nowhere, this guy comes with a cart
and he's selling these.
Dwight, he told me things about myself
that there's no way he could've known.
-Hm, that's a common swindler's trick.
-Probably. Probably.
So I buy some, I turn the corner,
I feel like an idiot, so I go back to get my money
he was gone.
-So you want to sell me magic beans?
[ Laughs ]
-Correction -- I do not want to sell you
Professor Copperfield's Miracle Legumes.
-Nice try. No, correction -- terrible try.
[ Chuckles ]
♪♪♪♪
Jim told me you can by a "gaydar" online.
-That's ridiculous.
-Yeah, probably.
He didn't tell the truth a lot
-[ Sighs ]
Let's call him and get the website.
-Definitely.
-What's gaydar?
Oh, oh! Gaydar, yes, no.
Um, I think they have it at Sharper Image.
Oh, you know what? I can check for you.
No problem.
[ Keyboard clacking loudly ]
It's sold out.
Yeah, sorry about that. That's a bummer.
-Well, they're sold out. -Damn.
I'll try Brookstone.
-I'm just saying that you can't be sure
that it wasn't you. -That's ridiculous.
Of course it wasn't me.
-Marijuana is a memory-loss drug,
so maybe you just don't remember.
-I would remember. -Well, how could you
if it just erased your memory? -That's not how it works.
-Now, how do you know how it works?
-Knock it off. Okay, I'm interviewing you
-No, you said that I'd be conducting the interview
when I walked in here.
Now, exactly how much pot did you smoke?
-What is going on here?
-Dwight, thank God you're here
As it turns out,
one of our biggest clients is a ping-pong master.
And I have to play him tomorrow or we lose the account.
Can you help me out? Will you help me practice?
[ Ping-pong ball clacking
What the hell? -I told you.
All of my heroes are table tennis players.
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