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Holt but he gets progressively more Holt | Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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apparently my husband Kevin has invited
you all to my party there's very little
street parking no gifts no singing of
happy birthday it should be fun do you
know how much stress I've been under
lately my husband says he hasn't seen me
smile in weeks how much did you smile
before that
constantly you look chipper Captain you
have a fun weekend there was a small
fire in my home I lost many photo albums
of Treasured
Memories I'm devastated all my breakups
have been completely Mutual this is the
best posible option for both of us
agreed stay
care that was the end of an 8-year
relationship from now on I'm going to be
15% more forthcoming on personal details
and 5% more physically affectionate and
I will adjust in kind while also
implementing a 12% increase in impromptu
communication oh Raymond are you still
upset no not at all you should consider
modifying your handshake it's sending
the wrong message copy that Captain Holt
Happy Thanksgiving your apartment was
very easy to locate it's like scratch
City how about you I'm fine except I was
impaled on a metal pipe oh my God
Captain wch good to see you but if
you're here who's guarding Hades good
news is our evaluation will be done by
deputy chief brand we have a good
rapport he was once my captain so he's
kind of like our grand
captain that is amazingly funny uh like
this one one that carries coal and
rivets the two main exports of our town
would you like to transport Some Coal or
rivets oh yes he wrote back right away
it wasn't as graphic as I feared he
wrote the number eight equal sign equal
sign equal sign equal sign equal sign
equal sign equal sign capital
D oh I see what this is when I die
please give Kevin my regards what shall
I tell him regards if I die will you
look after my cat I'm really more of a
dog person Raymond Holtz whoa no
germs black for me milk for you you
remembered how I like it yes with milk
it's just one ingredient and you
remembered it don't worry I'm not
listening to you I'm just thinking about
how this seab bass is cold but not as
cold and cruel as the hands of Fate that
have thrust my entire life into darkness
de congratulations on moving on to the
second round said I sarcastically it
just seems like you want to be with
Jamin I mean you keep talking about her
thigh gap that's my favorite part of a
woman there's nothing more intoxicating
than the clear absence of a penis but
you're right I need to forget about
Crystal thanks for the advice I'm off to
plow my mistress I've already set up my
accounts and not to toot my own bugle
but I think I did an admirable job oh
okay what's your handle I'll be your
first follower it's at 5261 796 D6 E6
42486 F6 c74 it spells Raymond Hol in
heximal code it's clever right Captain
are you sure you wouldn't like some help
with this oh no need now for my first
tweet I think I should give an update on
the water main break that's actually
informative NYC H2O main sitre colon at
2040 EDT current PSI 456 Max capap
LPM suck on that tasty lemon drop Olivia
craw
oh look at that an alert I'm probably
trending already what my account has
been deactivated Twitter thinks you're a
bot why I'm a human I'm a human male
since there's a good chance that things
are coming to an end I just wanted to
say thank you for everything that you've
taught me I know you may not see
yourself as my mentor but of course I do
I've been mentoring you all this time
what this is day
1,282 of a 9-year mentorship I had
mapped out for you under ordinary
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