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The Funniest Moments In Talk Show History Compilation
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Comedian Steven Merchant tries out
pickup lines on Nicole Scherzinger.
So ladies, if you react just as if
Steven has come up to you in a a party
or a bar. Hey, looking good. Saw you on
the X Factor, Nicole.
Oh, that's cool.
Yeah.
Jesus, that was enthusiastic. [laughter]
I'm not actually hitting on you.
It's like,
excuse me. Who? Wait, who are you?
Forget you. I'll talk to your more
beautiful friend in the middle. Okay.
[music]
Harrison Ford definitely didn't play
this off very well.
I read it and I thought it was awesome.
I thought it was great. I read about the
character that um uh Ryan Ryan.
It's Ryan.
Ryan.
And I called up the producers and I
said, "Why don't we see if we can get um
Ryan?"
Ryan Ryan Gosling. Yeah.
I don't know how
Brian got Ryan. You got that on tape.
Ryan Gosling [laughter]
in the reception room like you
like in the green room
and it have one camera in a lady's
toilet.
I would like to very much see these
ladies from all sides make a toilet.
Yes. [laughter]
Borat made everyone laugh and cringe at
the same time when he made this
inappropriate joke towards singer
Melanie Blat, who was married at the
time.
It looks to me, I don't want to point
the finger at anybody, but it looks to
me like Melanie may well be up for it
because she seems to be responding in a
way.
Would you like to make a toilet,
Melanie?
How much is she?
[applause]
During a game of dares, Elizabeth Banks
dared Kylie Manugg to serenade an
unattractive man of her choice.
Don't go. Don't do the spit swallow
question you did last time.
What? I'm not playing.
Find an unattractive male and serenade
him. [laughter]
The camera just Ricky. [laughter]
trying to make you sound.
Tiffany Hadtish literally couldn't stop
flirting with Dave Batista during this
interview.
I transitioned from amateur wrestling to
professional wrestling to jiu-jitsu.
I know a little jiu-jitsu from movies.
Let's all do jiu-jitsu together.
Is this a sex thing?
No, it's not. [laughter]
Oh my god, look at you.
Yes. Beef cake.
[laughter]
He beefy.
You look amazing.
All right. All right.
Gordon Ramsay exposes chef Gino Dampo
for climbing into his sleeping bag at
2:00 a.m. while filming their TV show.
But you slept in the caravan somewhere.
Yeah. Was that a fun experience or was
it
2:30 in the morning? This little is in
my sleeping bag.
He's spooning me.
I can't hear you. noises like [laughter]
he got in the bed with you.
HE UNZIP AND GOT INSIDE the blanket.
[laughter]
I'm scared.
You were naked. [cheering]
Scared? That That doesn't matter.
YES, IT DOES.
Later on in the interview, Gino
hilariously claps back at Gordon for how
he likes to wake people up.
We should we talk to Jonathan the way
you wake me up in the morning by bashing
your wheelie ON MY FOOT.
I TOLD YOU I NEEDED A PEE.
So don't you wake SOMEBODY UP BY DOING
THAT?
That is not true.
Ramsay, did you or did you not bang your
willie on his foot?
Yes. See,
[applause]
Cameron Diaz and Kylie Manugg were
talking about how they wish more guys
would ask them out on dates. Richard
Ayawati had a great response.
Cameron, you're single at the moment.
I am.
And Kylie, you're single at the moment.
Mhm. Now let me know.
I'm single at the moment.
WELL, HELLO.
BUT CAMERA HASN'T GOT EVEN KNOW. Can
guys ask you out?
Yeah. You just ask.
But yeah.
Yeah.
What's the ratio of [laughter] people
asking you out to you saying yes?
Good question.
Actor Charlie Hunman came face to face
with the guy that stole his prom date
back in the day.
There was a really popular girl at
school. I sort of waited till the last
moment, last couple of days, and asked a
girl if she'd like to go with me. She
said yes the day before the disco. Turns
out that she was actually going to go
with somebody else and that other person
was actually Charlie
Sebastian Lipia.
I DIDN'T KNOW
Rachel Gould.
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