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Top 5 Most-Watched Live Sketches | Season 48 | Saturday Night Live

Saturday Night Live · 15,387,355 vistas · Añadido hace 2 semanas

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5/10

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Subtítulos (467 segmentos)

00:01

-Hey, everyone, just wanted to check in on you.

00:03

Is everything going all right?

00:04

We've been getting some complaints.

00:05

-Oh, because we black?

00:08

[ Audience laughs, applauds ]

00:14

-We over here minding our business.

00:20

-This fall, a new medical drama for our times.

00:24

It's "Hot Girl Hospital".

00:26

-I need to go, stat!

00:29

-[ Groans ]

00:30

-Ma'am, I'm right here. You in good hands.

00:32

-What's her status?

00:34

-46. Female. Mad as hell.

00:37

She ain't getting what she supposed to be getting.

00:38

-Oh, my God. And the fit.

00:40

-Trash. Garbage.

00:43

-I need a BBL, stat,

00:45

6 CC's of Tummy Tea,

00:46

and whatever Fashion Nova we got.

00:49

-What's a BBL? Just let my basic ass die.

00:53

-No, ma'am. You're going to be a bad bitch real soon.

00:56

Hear that?!

01:11

-Oh, girl, I got to work a double tonight.

01:14

-Girl, I know, and I got to weave-oplasty

01:16

followed by emergency twerk exam.

01:18

This job, I swear to God.

01:20

-Hold up. Who that?

01:23

-My friend -- My friend -- He's been in an accident.

01:25

-I don't want to die!

01:26

-Unh-uh. -He is bleeding.

01:28

-We don't do all that here. You doing too much.

01:32

-Bye.

01:43

-Hey, I'm Charlie. NewYork-Presbyterian,

01:46

cardiology.

01:48

-Okay.

01:49

But we don't do that here.

01:51

We do wigs, butts, and clothes. If you want something else,

01:55

you're more than welcome to look around.

01:57

-Okay, so what kind of hospital is this, then?

02:01

-Okay, so boom.

02:03

Draymond Green had got in trouble

02:04

for punching his teammate, right?

02:06

And the NBA had made him do community service.

02:09

So basically, he had flew out a bunch of IG baddies...

02:12

[ Clicks tongue ]

02:14

...and put us in a building with some gurneys

02:15

and some wheelchairs, and he called it a hospital.

02:19

-Thank you, Draymond. -Thank you, Draymond.

02:32

-I need to speak to Dr. Simmons. It's an emergency.

02:35

-Um, I ain't talking to no Dr. Simmons right now

02:38

because, um, she fake. -What?

02:40

Can I just see a doctor, please?

02:43

-I mean, you can see her,

02:45

but I'm not going to get her.

02:47

Nurse, where's Janelle?

02:52

-Huh?

02:53

I ain't talking to her. She fake.

02:56

She got a little white coat and thinks

02:57

she's better than everybody. -Mm-hmm.

02:59

-Okay, well, can you just page her, please?

03:03

-Imagine...

03:04

Imagine me saying, "Paging Dr. Simmons."

03:08

-Couldn't be me. -Couldn't be me.

03:18

-Please help! My wife's water broke!

03:19

-[ Screams ]

03:21

-Oh, no. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

03:24

Dawand? Is that you, Dawand?

03:27

-Hold up. Hold up.

03:28

Dawand, who be in our DMS every day?

03:31

-Oh, snap. What's up?

03:34

-Do you know them?

03:37

-Nah, baby, I've never seen them before in my life.

03:40

-You think you slick, coming here with your white wife,

03:43

talking about her water broke.

03:45

-Boy, get your lying ass on.

03:48

-Good luck to that baby. Her daddy winning all birds.

03:56

-Where's my wife? Is she okay?

03:58

-Oh, she more than okay, baby.

04:00

She bad. Girl, come on out, girl.

04:10

-It's giving, "Thank you."

04:14

-Yeah! -Okay, bitch!

04:16

-Yes, girl! Uh-huh! -You better work it, bitch!

04:23

-Thank you, Draymond!

04:26

[ Cheers and applause ]

04:32

[ Bell rings ]

04:34

-Yeahhhh!

04:36

It's how you playing, you playing!

04:38

-Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Oh!

04:41

-Turn that music off and sit in your seats.

04:46

My name is Ms. Fink.

04:55

And I will be your substitute teacher today.

04:59

Now, I don't know what your regular teacher

05:01

does during this class, but I am here to instruct,

05:05

and you are here to learn.

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