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Let's kick things off with a historic
day in Washington DC where former
President Jimmy Carter's funeral was
being held in the Washington National
Cathedral. And look, I don't know how
you measure the life of a man, whether
through their personal accomplishments
or the lives they touch, but if you
measure a life by the VIP guest list at
your funeral, then Jimmy Carter WAS A
P
>> funeral [cheering] services fit for a
president. Today's funeral service
bringing together five living
presidents. Bill Clinton, George W.
Bush, Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and
Donald Trump to honor Carter the longest
lived commander-in-chief.
>> Wow, that is incredibly rare to have
five American presidents in the same
room together. And even rarer to have
Donald and Melania in the same ROOM
TOGETHER.
KUDOS to President Carter. And it seemed
pretty uncomfortable that they all had
to sit next to Donald Trump. Just think
about the history there. Trump tried to
put her in prison,
accused him of murder,
said he was the secret Muslim founder of
ISIS, said she was pretending to be
black,
ended his entire family dynasty, almost
got him murdered,
tried to overthrow his presidency,
and paid off a porn star behind her
back.
[cheering]
>> [applause]
>> And by the way, basically all of them
have said that he's Hitler.
So yeah, it's a it's a seating chart so
awkward that it probably had them
asking, "Is there any extra room in that
coffin?"
Although, there was one surprising
moment of chemistry.
>> During Carter's funeral, President-elect
Trump chatted with former President
Barack Obama. Of course, we don't know
what they discussed, but the interaction
seemed friendly with both presidents
talking and occasionally smiling.
>> Someone's trying to make Elon jealous.
It's a little weird for Obama, though,
right? To go from this guy is future
Hitler to oh man, cool story, future
Hitler.
And by the way, Kamla noticed
>> [cheering]
[applause]
>> I don't know if that funeral music was
for Carter or for her.
Ka did Kama to the look that I do when
someone behind me at the movie theater
is talking. I didn't pay 20 bucks to
hear you sing Defying Gravity.
[laughter]
Also, this is Conclave. Why are you
singing Defying Gravity?
She did not seem happy to be sitting
that close to Donald Trump. She
basically spent the rest of the day
flipping through that funeral program
like she was going to find 44 electoral
votes in it.
>> Obviously, Trump didn't bring everybody
into the Oval Office just to sell hats.
He was there to sell something much more
fancy.
>> We're going to be uh selling
a gold card. You have a green card. This
is a gold card. We're going to be
putting a price on that card of about $5
million and that's going to give you
green card privileges plus.
>> Oh. Oh, green card privileges plus. See,
I was still getting America with ads.
Quick question.
[applause]
Quick question. If I'm unhappy with
America, can I cancel my subscription
after seven days? [cheering]
>> [applause]
>> I am curious, what does this gold card
do?
>> It's going to be a route to citizenship
and wealthy people will be coming into
our country by buying this card. They'll
be wealthy and they'll be successful and
they'll be spending a lot of money.
[laughter]
>> Did this guy just put a cover charge on
America?
It's $5 million to get in, but he'll
wave it if you bring in three hot girls
with you. [laughter]
I mean, I guess it beats the old way of
becoming a citizen, which was to marry
Donald Trump, but still
[applause]
feel like immigrant stories are going to
be a lot less inspiring in the future.
My grandfather came to this country with
nothing but $5 million and the clothes
in his custom Louis Vuitton fivepiece
trunk set. [laughter]
Although I have to admit I don't totally
hate the idea of buying your way into a
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