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Brain-melting answers STUN Steve Harvey!! 🤯
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Niveau CECRL
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Sous-titres (757 segments)
GIVE ME A BOY'S NAME
THAT STARTS WITH THE LETTER H.
>> HOSE.
>> GOOD ANSWER, GOOD ANSWER!
Audience: [LAUGHS]
Steve: HOSE WITH AN H.
Audience: [LAUGHS]
TELL ME AN
ANIMAL WITH SPOTS.
>> A BEAR.
Steve: [GROWLS]
>> SPOTTED BEAR.
>> THE SPOTTED BEAR.
Steve: I'M GONNA TELL YOU RIGHT
NOW. IF BEAR'S UP THERE,
I'M TAKING OFF ALL MY CLOTHES
RIGHT HERE.
BEAR.
Steve: NAME A SERVANT A RICH MAN
MIGHT EMPLOY.
>> A...BATH GUY.
[BELL RINGS]
[LAUGHTER]
Steve: "A BATH GUY"?
>> I DIDN'T KNOW!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
OHH!
Steve: "WASH IT."
[LAUGHTER]
"WASH IT!
WASH IT NOW!"
A BATH GUY. I LOVE THAT, MAN.
I LOVE THIS GUY, MAN.
NAME A SERVANT A RICH MAN MIGHT
EMPLOY. YOU SAID...
THE BATH GUY!
[APPLAUSE]
SURVEY SAID...
[BUZZER]
NAME SOMETHING A RABBIT
MIGHT DO IN A MAGICIAN'S HAT.
>> FLY AWAY.
>> YEAH. GOOD ANSWER.
HA HA HA HA! YES!
FLY AWAY.
Steve: FLY AWAY?
[LAUGHTER]
DID YOU HEAR THE QUESTION?
NAME SOMETHING THAT A RABBIT
MIGHT DO IN A MAGICIAN'S HAT.
ANYBODY SAID NOTHING ABOUT NAME
SOMETHING THAT THE DOVE MIGHT
DO IN A MAGICIAN'S HAT. THE HELL
THE RABBIT DON'T FLY AWAY.
WOW. WHAT DID YOU ALL GET IN THE
HUDDLE AND COME UP WITH?
DO YOU KNOW HOW
RICH THAT MAGICIAN WILL BE?
[LAUGHTER]
YOU GOT THE RABBIT, Y'ALL THAT'S
GONNA FLY...JUST TAKE OFF.
I DON'T NEED TO HAVE TRICKS
NO MORE. I'M FLYING. I'M GETTING
OUT OF HERE. I'M TIRED OF THIS.
I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A BIRD
ANYWAY. I'M OUT OF HERE.
THE RABBIT FLY AWAY OF THE HAT.
NAME SOMETHING YOU'D NEVER
WANT TO BUY USED.
WANT TO BUY USED.
>> FOOD. FOOD, STEVE! I SAY
FOOD! PUT IT OUT THERE, BABY!
YOU CAN'T EAT USED FOOD.
THAT'S NASTY. USED FOOD.
>> YEAH.
>> YOU GONNA KEEP LOOKING
AT ME, STEVE? 'CAUSE I'M GONNA
KEEP POINTING.
PLEASE. REALLY.
Steve: I LOVE THIS GUY.
HE SAID, YOU GONNA GIVE IT TO
ME, STEVE? 'CAUSE I'M GONNA KEEP
POINTING. COME ON, MAN.
>> FOOD, BABY!
Steve: HE SAYS YOU CAN'T EAT
USED FOOD. THAT'S NASTY.
>> COME ON.
Steve: YEAH. 'CAUSE IF IT'S
BEEN CHEWED...
>> THAT'S DISGUSTING. COME ON.
SOMEBODY ELSE THINKS LIKE ME.
Steve: YOU GO UP TO THE BURGER
WINDOW. "SIR, CAN I HAVE
A BURGER?" "YEAH. HOLD ON."
[LAUGHTER]
I LIKE IT. I GOT A FEELING.
I LIKE IT. FOOD.
>> WHOO!
[APPLAUSE]
Steve: GOOD JOB, BABY.
GOOD SAVE RIGHT THERE.
>> WHOO! WHOO!
>> LET'S DO IT.
[APPLAUSE]
NAME SOMETHING YOU MIGHT NOT
MENTION WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO
SELL YOUR HOUSE.
>> THE PRICE!
Steve: HELLO, MA'AM.
THIS SURE IS A BEAUTIFUL HOME.
HOW MUCH YOU ASKING FOR IT?
I AIN'T GONNA TELL YOU.
>> WHAT IT'S WORTH!
Steve: EXCUSE ME?
I AIN'T GONNA TELL YOU.
MA'AM, I'D LIKE TO MAKE AN
OFFER.
GO AHEAD.
WELL, WHAT'S YOUR ASKING PRICE?
I AIN'T GONNA TELL YOU.
THE PRICE!
Steve: NAME SOMETHING IN THEIR
HOMES THAT PEOPLE ALWAYS KEEP
HIDDEN.
>> PHONE NUMBERS.
Steve: NAME SOMETHING IN THEIR
HOMES THAT PEOPLE ALWAYS KEEP
HIDDEN. YOU SAID PHONE NUMBERS.
I DON'T REALLY EXPECT THAT TO--
>> I DON'T, EITHER.
Steve: SURVEY SAYS...
NAME
AN ANIMAL THAT STARTS WITH THE
LETTER "E."
>> HOW ABOUT THE EASTER BUNNY?
>> GOOD ANSWER, GOOD ANSWER!
Steve: ALL THIS MONEY AT THIS
COLLEGE, AND MY DAMN BABY JUST
SAID THE EASTER BUNNY.
>> [LAUGHING]
Steve: IT'S THE EASTER BUNNY
FOR THE WIN.
[BUZZER]
FILL IN THE BLANK. THIS
IS AMAZING, THOUGH: "I WISH A
SURGEON WOULD EXTRACT FAT FROM
MY STOMACH AND STICK IT IN
MY..." WHAT?
BACK.
Steve: PUT IT IN YOUR BACK.
[APPLAUSE]
>> GOOD ANSWER, GOOD ANSWER.
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