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Nate Bargatze Stand-Up Monologue - SNL

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00:00

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, NATE

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BARGATZE!

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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>>> THANK YOU.

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THANK YOU.

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THANK YOU.

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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

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IT'S VERY EXCITING.

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IT'S CRAZY.

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I'M AS -- LOOK, IF YOU'RE AT

00:31

HOME, I'M AS SHOCKED AS YOU ARE

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THAT I'M HERE.

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I'VE COME TO THIS BUILDING FOR A

00:39

LONG TIME, SO IT'S UNREAL TO BE

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HERE AT "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE."

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IT'S CRAZY.

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IT'S ALL RIGHT THERE.

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MY NAME IS NATE BARGATZE.

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I'M FROM TENNESSEE.

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I'M ALSO FROM THE 1900s.

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AND --

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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I JUST THINK YOU GOT TO SAY IT.

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LIKE THE WORLD IS SO FUTURE NOW.

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AND I FEEL IN THE WAY OF IT.

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HOTELS, HOTELS ARE FUTURISTIC.

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YOU TAKE A SHOWER, THE SHOWER'S

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ENCLOSED.

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BUT NOW A LOT OF HOTELS HAVE

01:13

HALF A GLASS, AND WATER GETS ON

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THE FLOOR.

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AND THAT'S THE FUTURE.

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THAT'S WHAT THE FUTURE -- THAT'S

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WHAT THEY WANT.

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AND, YOU KNOW, I WOULD LIKE A

01:24

WHOLE -- THEY DO HALF A GLASS

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BECAUSE I'M STILL ALIVE, SO

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THEY'RE LIKE -- THEY DON'T WANT

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TO HEAR ME GOING WHERE'S THE

01:32

GLASS AT, SO THEY DO HALF A

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GLASS.

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IN THE FUTURE, THE FLOOR IS

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ALWAYS WET, EVERY FLOOR.

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I MEAN, I THINK -- I'M 44.

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MY DAUGHTER'S 11.

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WHEN SHE'S MY AGE, IT'LL BE

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I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE THAT'S A

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REAL YEAR.

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MY MOVIES DIDN'T GO THAT HIGH IN

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FAKE YEARS.

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HOW AM I GOING TO TALK TO

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SOMEONE FROM 2057?

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I HAVE MORE IN COMMON WITH A

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PILGRIM.

02:01

[ LAUGHTER ]

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