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B1 Intermediate English 9:35 Educational

Nate Bargatze Stand-Up Monologue - SNL

Saturday Night Live · 6,862,816 views · Added 1 month ago

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Subtitles (274 segments)

00:00

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, NATE

00:03

BARGATZE!

00:09

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

00:21

>>> THANK YOU.

00:24

THANK YOU.

00:25

THANK YOU.

00:25

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

00:27

IT'S VERY EXCITING.

00:28

IT'S CRAZY.

00:29

I'M AS -- LOOK, IF YOU'RE AT

00:31

HOME, I'M AS SHOCKED AS YOU ARE

00:35

THAT I'M HERE.

00:36

I'VE COME TO THIS BUILDING FOR A

00:39

LONG TIME, SO IT'S UNREAL TO BE

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HERE AT "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE."

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IT'S CRAZY.

00:43

IT'S ALL RIGHT THERE.

00:44

MY NAME IS NATE BARGATZE.

00:47

I'M FROM TENNESSEE.

00:48

I'M ALSO FROM THE 1900s.

00:56

AND --

00:56

[ LAUGHTER ]

00:56

I JUST THINK YOU GOT TO SAY IT.

00:58

LIKE THE WORLD IS SO FUTURE NOW.

01:00

AND I FEEL IN THE WAY OF IT.

01:04

HOTELS, HOTELS ARE FUTURISTIC.

01:07

YOU TAKE A SHOWER, THE SHOWER'S

01:11

ENCLOSED.

01:11

BUT NOW A LOT OF HOTELS HAVE

01:13

HALF A GLASS, AND WATER GETS ON

01:15

THE FLOOR.

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AND THAT'S THE FUTURE.

01:17

THAT'S WHAT THE FUTURE -- THAT'S

01:19

WHAT THEY WANT.

01:21

AND, YOU KNOW, I WOULD LIKE A

01:24

WHOLE -- THEY DO HALF A GLASS

01:26

BECAUSE I'M STILL ALIVE, SO

01:28

THEY'RE LIKE -- THEY DON'T WANT

01:30

TO HEAR ME GOING WHERE'S THE

01:32

GLASS AT, SO THEY DO HALF A

01:34

GLASS.

01:35

IN THE FUTURE, THE FLOOR IS

01:36

ALWAYS WET, EVERY FLOOR.

01:38

I MEAN, I THINK -- I'M 44.

01:41

MY DAUGHTER'S 11.

01:43

WHEN SHE'S MY AGE, IT'LL BE

01:46

I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE THAT'S A

01:48

REAL YEAR.

01:48

MY MOVIES DIDN'T GO THAT HIGH IN

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FAKE YEARS.

01:53

HOW AM I GOING TO TALK TO

01:55

SOMEONE FROM 2057?

01:57

I HAVE MORE IN COMMON WITH A

01:58

PILGRIM.

02:01

[ LAUGHTER ]

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