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Michael McIntyre's Best Stories | Stand Up Comedy

Michael McIntyre · 6,482,877 Aufrufe · Hinzugefügt vor 3 Tagen

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Untertitel (564 Segmente)

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i've never really been to scandinavia

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before the hotel was just all

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minimalist you know just everything was

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just what you needed you know just a bed

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and sink but it was good because

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normally hotels they get very confusing

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now you

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don't you never know where the light

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switch is for stuff or they have these

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sensor lights now

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we go in the bathroom and it just comes

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on everything oh that's good

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but then you're on the loo and it goes

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off and you have to try and get it back

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[Music]

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it's been so long since i've stayed in

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the hotel they just had a normal tap

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that you turn on and you turn off but

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they couldn't work the taps i'm in this

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hotel room in oslo

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trying to get water

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and i called maintenance and the guy

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just came up when you do this you do

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that

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idiot

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so i was very happy to be in this quite

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simple hotel room in norway

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and what i really liked was just one

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switch it's got one master switch next

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to the door that control the whole room

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so i thought oh this is so easy because

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normally you know you've got to find the

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switch for

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different sections of the hotel room

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then the lamps next to the bed you don't

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know if it's on the neck

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you know you've got fiddling from the

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neck or you look at the wire is it on

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the wire

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so i was so thrilled that just one light

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turned everything off one switch turned

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everything up so i went

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and this is after my gig i was a little

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i'd had a couple of drinks and it was

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late

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and i thought i'll just switch that off

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obviously bedtime it's hard to get back

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to the bed now because it's dark

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i'm doing that walk when you're

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expecting to hit something

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so i got into my bed and unbeknownst to

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me i

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have no idea why this was there there

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was a switch behind the pillow

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that also controlled the same lights i

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lay in the bed

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and then all the nights in the room went

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on

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i thought somebody would come in hello

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hello

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is there somebody there hello well

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that's very peculiar

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so i went over to the gym

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turn the lights off dark again make my

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way slowly

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[Music]

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got myself in lay as soon as my head hit

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the pillar

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the lights went back

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some earth is going on so i marched back

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quite quickly

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i convinced myself some kind of sensor

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so this time i was very

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very careful

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[Music]

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i slowly got to the bed and nothing

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happened i was like oh this is fine

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rolled over the light went down again

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so i phoned maintenance now bear in mind

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this man that maintenance already thinks

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i am completely mental as a person

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so i call him i'm lying there now in the

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light and look there's a knock on the

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door i go oh thank you thank you for

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coming

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he said is it taps again no the taxi

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fire

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watch this the lights keep going on and

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i don't know i don't know why their

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mother's something wrong

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after a certain amount of fine they just

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go on okay i'm gonna show you all right

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so i turn the light off and i'm standing

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in the dark with this norwegian man

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follow me come with me i'm holding him a

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bit come on

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come on come with me

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all right all right are you there yes

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just standing

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just gonna get into the bed okay

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i lay in the bed and nothing happened

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i'm just lying

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i'm lying in the dark and he just stood

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there and went

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please let me go but i want to go so

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he was knocking over furniture he made

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his way up to the door in the dark i

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rolled over and the lights went

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on

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i was going to tell you about my private

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life um

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i've had some good news recently is that

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i've got um

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