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2021's FUNNIEST Family Feud answers!
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STEVE: HEY, MS. SHERRI,
NAME SOMETHING YOU'D
HATE TO FIND IN YOUR MOUTH
WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING.
SHERRI: COVER YOUR EARS, KIDS.
YOUR HUSBAND.
JESSICA: OH, GOD!
ALYSE: I DIDN'T HEAR THAT.
STEVE: YES, YOU DID.
NO. YOU HEARD IT. SHE SAID
HER HUSBAND. YOUR HUSBAND.
AUDIENCE: AW!
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING
YOU'D HATE TO FIND OUT STOPPED
WORKING RIGHT WHEN YOU NEED IT.
MEGHAN: A DILDO?
STEVE: HUH?
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
MEGHAN: A DILDO?
KELLY: GOOD ANSWER! GOOD ANSWER!
[CHEERING CONTINUES]
STEVE, MEEKLY: A DILDO.
[AUDIENCE GROANS]
STEVE: NAME A PART OF MRS. SANDERS THAT
COLONEL SANDERS MIGHT SAY
REMINDS HIM OF A CHICKEN.
JULIE: HER VAJAYJAY.
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]
MARCOS: ALL RIGHT.
GOOD ANSWER...
JESSICA: GOOD ANSWER, MOTHER.
JULIE: IT'S UP THERE.
STEVE: WHERE HAVE YOU
EVER SEEN THE CHICKEN'S
VAJAYJAY? WHERE?
AUDIENCE: AW!
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING YOU DON'T LIKE
IF IT'S TOO LONG.
JILL: A MAN'S JUNK.
[LAUGHTER]
STEVE: A MAN'S JUNK!
[LAUGHTER]
[AUDIENCE GROANING]
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING YOU HOPE HAPPENS TO
ALL THE GUYS WHO'VE EVER DUMPED
YOU.
TENE.
TENE: HIS PENIS GET LITTLE.
AUDIENCE: WHOO! GOOD ANSWER!
STEVE: WELL, TENE WANT HIM TO
HAVE A TEENY PENIS.
STEVE: FILL IN THE BLANK. "I WISH MY HUSBAND HAD A
BETTER BLANK."
SHANNON: A BETTER PENIS.
[LAUGHTER]
STEVE: WELL.
OH, LITTLE MISS SHY GIRL
JUST CAME--WHOO--CAME OUT THE
SHELL ON NATIONAL TV. "WISH MY
HUSBAND WITH HIS SHORT ASS HAD A
BETTER THING.
STEVE: WE ASKED 100
MARRIED MEN. PRETEND YOU'RE
SINGLE AGAIN.
WHERE WOULD YOU GO TONIGHT?
PAT: TO THE WHOREHOUSE.
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]
STEVE: BROTHEL!
THE BUNNY RANCH.
WOMAN: YEAH.
JUSTIN: OH, GOOD ANSWER.
STEVE: TALKED TO 100 MARRIED WOMEN.
YOU GOT DIVORCED,
WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU'D BUY
WITH THE ALIMONY?
CEDRIC: STEVE, SHE GONNA HAVE TO
GET THAT BATTERY-OPERATED
BOYFRIEND, THAT B.O.B. SHE GONNA
HAVE TO GET IT.
SHE GOT TO GET IT. JUST SAYING.
STEVE: GONNA GET THAT
BATTERY-OPERATED THING THERE
FOR THE--ALIMONY CHECK.
[LAUGHTER]
STEVE: IF NO ONE SAW YOU, WHAT
WOULD YOU LOVE TO RIDE ON IN THE
NUDE?
NIKKI: A LAWNMOWER.
[LAUGHTER]
SHANNON: GOOD ANSWER!
STEVE: LAWNMOWER.
AUDIENCE: AWW... STEVE: IF NO ONE SAW YOU, WHAT
WOULD YOU LOVE TO RIDE ON IN THE
NUDE?
KELLY: A POLE.
[LAUGHTER]
KAREN: GOOD ANSWER! GOOD ANSWER!
[LAUGHTER]
STEVE: LOT OF JOBS AVAILABLE,
TELL YOU THAT.
KELLY WANTS TO RIDE A POLE!
STEVE: "YES, I'M
A STRIPPER, BUT I TELL PEOPLE
I'M A WHAT?"
CARLIE: NURSE.
STEVE: A NURSE.
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
[APPLAUSE]
STEVE: CARLIE, SO WHAT
DO YOU DO?
CARLIE: WELL, I'M A NURSE.
[LAUGHTER]
STEVE: HEH HEH!
CARLIE: I'M LEGITIMATELY A
NURSE. I'M ACTUALLY A NURSE.
STEVE: OK. IF THAT'S WHAT YOU
WANT US TO GO WITH.
[LAUGHTER]
YOU JUST TOLD US A MINUTE AGO.
STEAL. MISS ALICIA... ALICIA: YES?
STEVE: YOU'RE NOT A STRIPPER,
BUT WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN KNOWN TO
STRIP YOUR CLOTHES OFF?
ALICIA: AT WORK.
ROBERT SR.: GOOD ANSWER.
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