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Politics in India, Instagram & Sign boards | Stand-up Comedy | Munawar Faruqui | 2020

Munawar Faruqui · 15,647,200 次观看 · 添加于 3 周前

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00:00

Maine thode time pehle tweet kiya tha,

00:02

ke muje lagta hai bolo zubaan kesari

00:04

BJP ka election slogan hona chahiye

00:08

Kyun ki vimal ho ya BJP

00:09

desh ke liye dono hi cancer hai

00:23

So I tell you about my self first,

00:25

My name is Munawar Iqbal Faruqui.

00:27

I was born and brought up in Gujarat,

00:29

survived in Gujarat.

00:32

You know Gujarat?

00:32

Gujarat is famous for it's festivals!

00:35

We have Navratri, we have Uttrayan,

00:36

we have riots.

00:40

Yeah. But I love Gujarat!

00:42

I was there in 2002!

00:46

Aap logo ko nightmare aate hai?

00:47

Ma’am aap ko nightmare aate hai?

00:49

Like kaise aate hai?

00:50

Like koi apka picha kar raha hai?

00:51

Aap kanhi se gir rahe ho!

00:53

Aise nightmare aate hai aap darr ke uth jate ho?

00:54

Mera nightmare hai Amitabh Bachchan

00:56

Woh mere kaan me aake bolta hai

00:57

kuch din toh gujaaro Gujarat mein.

01:04

And meri kuch memories bhi hai,

01:06

bachpan ki Navratri ki.

01:07

I was very young like 10 years old,

01:09

main jab garba khelne jata tha

01:11

ladki ke sath

01:12

uski friend aake usko bolti thi,

01:13

yeh log ke sath nahi khelne ka,

01:14

yeh log 4 shadi karte.

01:20

And usi waqt stage se

01:21

Falguni ka gana bajta tha

01:22

“ek raja ni 100 100 rani,

01:24

jamkudi re jamkudi”

01:27

I was like I am better!

01:30

Now you thinking ke main

01:31

politics pe joke karunga!

01:32

Nahi mai nahi karunga

01:34

coz mujhe knowledge kum hai.

01:35

Muje nahi pata tha Jawaharlal Nehru

01:36

humare Prime Minister the

01:38

Muje lagta tha woh humare

01:39

Foreign Affair Minister the!

01:46

Nahi hai knowledge.

01:47

Aur kabhi mai kuch kar bhi,

01:48

deta hoon toh who backfire hojata hai merepe

01:50

Mene thode time pehle tweet kiya tha,

01:52

ke muje lagta hai bolo zubaan kesari

01:54

BJP ka election slogan hona chahiye

01:58

Kyun ki vimal ho ya BJP

02:00

desh ke liye dono hi cancer hai

02:07

Toh muje ek comment aaya.

02:09

Usne likha “hi”

02:10

mene likha “hello”

02:12

he's like “jaheel, Pakistani, madar****d

02:16

I was like pehle

02:17

“hi” kyun bola?

02:22

Yeh kya tareeka hai kisi se greeting karne ka?

02:23

Kya mast aadmi hai. But l**d hai

02:29

Mene usko likha

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