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Cartman Goes Trough Fat Camp And Becomes Thin
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have you ever asked yourself why we use
toilet paper did you know that 70% of
people in the world don't even use it at
all the average American uses 140 rolls
of toilet paper per year to supply the
United States at toilet paper it takes
31.1 million trees per year so then why
do Americans use it so much none of it
makes any sense Americans don't want to
change their toilets and they never
will
[Music]
what the hell's going on uh sweetie your
friends and I have all chipped in and
we're going to send you up to a weight
management Retreat fat camp yes fat camp
mom tell them tell them I'm not fat I'm
just big bone oh sweetie those were all
lies you're just
fat have you got any candy yeah my mom
says I ain't to eat no candy here I'm
supposed to lose weight losing weight is
fun right gang right oh no kids it's
glutenous fat I can knock it out with
exercise and proper diet I guess we took
care of that bad old fat didn't we kids
yeah wish somebody put this [ __ ] out
of his
misery I'm starving this is it I'm going
to die here I've got some fudge hid up
by assy whatsub yeah I'm not falling for
that one again now the only question is
do we go home to our Traer mom and
friends or do we start a new life on the
run an ice cream truck hey wait boy am I
glad to see you all righty do you want
this kind or this
kind they tricked us again huh hey kids
looks like we had some attempted Escape
EAS again tonight you can't leave There
Is No Escape God damn it thanks for
coming everybody I would like to present
to you the new Eric Cardman hey D he
lost 40 lb at his fat camp what the hell
did they do with all the fat there must
have been enough to last an Eskimo
family months you know C there's a time
when your fat jokes would have gotten to
me in fact I'd say I'm a little bit
trimmer than you fat boy just kidding K
dude I don't know if I'm going to like
the new Eric Cartman did you like the
old one good
point all right I got the goods some
candy bars a few donuts and some beef
gravy all right throw it over uh-uh one
thing I want a bigger cut I'll bump you
up to 10% 20 I suck my BS fine then I
shall bid you good day wait wait wait
wait fine 20 but just remember that your
parents think you're at the drug rehab
center next door I don't know what we're
doing wrong Susan these kids aren't
losing the weight we'll just have to
give them more time they'll do it the
Cartman store is open two donuts and a
pack of licorice please two donuts and P
of
licorice cuz I'm always going to be fat
and I swore to my mama that I'd lose the
weight Chad you know what you need you
need a friend a chocolate
friend that'll just be
$4 there you go please Mr Sanders no I
have had it what's happening horus's
parents want to take him home look at
these kids they're not getting any
thinner your time is up yeah your time
is up uh Dian I
what
nothing goodbye Chad wait a second this
isn't right Mom Dad we've been eating
candy this whole time Eric Cartman's
been sneaking in jug food shut up you
have Chad if you take us back we promise
we won't cheat oh what the heck maybe
when you're all done you could teach me
a thing or two huh son but I know deep
down that if I took responsibility and
really tried hard oh no not you you're
not welcome here anymore yeah but screw
you fat
[Music]
asses yeah well you want to do something
sorry Eric I haven't written a good joke
in over a week all right well maybe I
can help you oh well sure doesn't your
mom have something more substantial to
eat you can check the freezer there
might be some frozen fish sticks or
something wait a minute fish sticks fish
dicks what dude you got something say
Eric do you like fish sticks yeah well
what are you Eric a gay fish oh dude
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