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just seems so feudal. You know, all
these women and nothing.
I feel like Superman without my powers,
you know.
I have the cape and yet I cannot fly.
Well, now you understand how I feel
every single day.
Okay. The world is my lesbian wedding.
I shouldn't even bother coming up with a
line, right?
>> All right, look. Penismus. Okay, we're
all people.
>> Hi.
>> Hi. Rachel Green's office.
>> You must be Hilda.
Yeah. This is Tag Tag. This is Phoebe.
Phoebe, can I see you for a second?
>> Phoebe.
>> That's a great name.
>> Oh, you like that? You should hear my
phone number.
>> Okay, I'll be right back.
>> So, you hired yourself a little treat,
did you?
>> All right. I know. I know how it looks,
Feebs, but I'm telling you,
>> but but you know you cannot get involved
with your assistant.
>> Yes, I know that. I know that. And I
know that hiring him was probably not
the smartest thing that I've ever done,
but I'm telling you from this moment on,
I swear this is strictly professional.
>> Yes.
>> Hey, Rachel.
>> Hi.
>> Cute assistant. What's his story? Is he
like
>> gay? Yeah.
[Applause]
>> I'll get it. I will get that.
>> Hi.
>> Hi.
>> One uh vegetarian pizza. It's 12:15.
>> Oh. and see.
>> Uh, by the way, if it makes you feel any
better, uh, I happen to like 8-year-old
boys.
>> What?
>> Oh, I mean, was the uh, your hair before
your hair? You said you thought that
your hair looked like an 8-year-old
boy's, and I'm I'm just saying I like
it.
The hair.
>> Thanks.
You understand? I don't actually like
8-year-olds.
>> You know, all I'm looking for is the
money.
>> Here you go. Now, stop bringing us pizza
as you.
>> I'm going to try.
>> You're welcome.
>> You couldn't let me have her, could you?
>> Hey. Oh, we we can't keep eating like
this.
It's uh 12:50.
>> Okay. Um
so,
>> do you make the pizzas in one of those
uh wood burning ovens?
>> No, actually, um I think they're gas.
>> Gas. Wow.
>> Intense.
>> If this is the way all the gellers
flirt, we don't have a problem.
Hey. Uh, you know that smell gas has
>> Yeah,
>> they put that in.
>> What?
>> The gas is odorless,
but they add the smell so you know when
there's a leak.
>> Well, okay.
a lot of other gas smells.
>> You know what? Um, actually, I I really
I should go.
>> Oh, but I I I haven't paid you yet.
>> You know what? That's okay. You guys
have ordered so many that this one's on
me.
>> I don't even know how I would go about
it.
>> Oh, what I do is uh I look a woman up
and down and I say, "Hey,
how you doing?"
>> Oh. Please.
>> Hey,
you don't
>> How How are we going to mess with them?
>> Well, you could use your position, you
know, as the roommate, and then I would
use, you know, the strongest tool at my
disposal, my sexuality.
>> Hello, children.
>> Hey.
>> Hey. Watch, learn, and don't eat my
cookie.
>> Hey.
>> Hey. Ooh. Wow. That jacket looks great
on you.
>> Really?
>> Yeah. The material looks so soft. Oh,
hello Mr. Bicep.
>> Have you been working out?
>> Well, I try to, you know, squeeze
things.
>> Are you okay?
>> Well, if you really want to know, I Oh,
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