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The Ones with the Pickup Lines | Friends

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just seems so feudal. You know, all

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these women and nothing.

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I feel like Superman without my powers,

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you know.

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I have the cape and yet I cannot fly.

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Well, now you understand how I feel

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every single day.

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Okay. The world is my lesbian wedding.

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I shouldn't even bother coming up with a

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line, right?

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>> All right, look. Penismus. Okay, we're

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all people.

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>> Hi.

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>> Hi. Rachel Green's office.

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>> You must be Hilda.

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Yeah. This is Tag Tag. This is Phoebe.

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Phoebe, can I see you for a second?

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>> Phoebe.

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>> That's a great name.

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>> Oh, you like that? You should hear my

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phone number.

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>> Okay, I'll be right back.

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>> So, you hired yourself a little treat,

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did you?

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>> All right. I know. I know how it looks,

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Feebs, but I'm telling you,

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>> but but you know you cannot get involved

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with your assistant.

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>> Yes, I know that. I know that. And I

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know that hiring him was probably not

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the smartest thing that I've ever done,

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but I'm telling you from this moment on,

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I swear this is strictly professional.

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>> Yes.

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>> Hey, Rachel.

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>> Hi.

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>> Cute assistant. What's his story? Is he

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like

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>> gay? Yeah.

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[Applause]

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>> I'll get it. I will get that.

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>> Hi.

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>> Hi.

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>> One uh vegetarian pizza. It's 12:15.

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>> Oh. and see.

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>> Uh, by the way, if it makes you feel any

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better, uh, I happen to like 8-year-old

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boys.

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>> What?

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>> Oh, I mean, was the uh, your hair before

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your hair? You said you thought that

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your hair looked like an 8-year-old

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boy's, and I'm I'm just saying I like

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it.

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The hair.

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>> Thanks.

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You understand? I don't actually like

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8-year-olds.

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>> You know, all I'm looking for is the

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money.

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>> Here you go. Now, stop bringing us pizza

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as you.

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>> I'm going to try.

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>> You're welcome.

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>> You couldn't let me have her, could you?

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>> Hey. Oh, we we can't keep eating like

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this.

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It's uh 12:50.

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>> Okay. Um

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so,

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>> do you make the pizzas in one of those

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uh wood burning ovens?

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>> No, actually, um I think they're gas.

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>> Gas. Wow.

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>> Intense.

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>> If this is the way all the gellers

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flirt, we don't have a problem.

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Hey. Uh, you know that smell gas has

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>> Yeah,

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>> they put that in.

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>> What?

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>> The gas is odorless,

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but they add the smell so you know when

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there's a leak.

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>> Well, okay.

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a lot of other gas smells.

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>> You know what? Um, actually, I I really

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I should go.

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>> Oh, but I I I haven't paid you yet.

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>> You know what? That's okay. You guys

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have ordered so many that this one's on

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me.

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>> I don't even know how I would go about

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it.

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>> Oh, what I do is uh I look a woman up

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and down and I say, "Hey,

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how you doing?"

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>> Oh. Please.

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>> Hey,

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you don't

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>> How How are we going to mess with them?

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>> Well, you could use your position, you

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know, as the roommate, and then I would

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use, you know, the strongest tool at my

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disposal, my sexuality.

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>> Hello, children.

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>> Hey.

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>> Hey. Watch, learn, and don't eat my

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cookie.

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>> Hey.

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>> Hey. Ooh. Wow. That jacket looks great

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on you.

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>> Really?

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>> Yeah. The material looks so soft. Oh,

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hello Mr. Bicep.

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>> Have you been working out?

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>> Well, I try to, you know, squeeze

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things.

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>> Are you okay?

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>> Well, if you really want to know, I Oh,

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