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South Park | Randy Marsh's Best Moments | Max

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B1

CEFR Level

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Subtitles (260 segments)

00:00

(country guitar music)

00:03

- It's "Guitar Hero"!

00:04

- Stan and Kyle are really good at it!

00:06

- Well, you kids wanna see something really cool?

00:08

Check this out.

00:13

("Carry On Wayward Son" by Kansas)

00:19

♪ Once I rose above the noise and confusion ♪

00:23

♪ Just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion ♪

00:27

♪ I was soaring ever higher ♪

00:30

♪ But I flew too high ♪

00:34

♪ Though my eyes could see- ♪ - Dad, Dad!

00:36

What are you doing?

00:38

(guitar tuning up)

00:39

- [Announcer] Are you ready to rock?

00:41

(crowds cheering)

00:42

♪ Carry on my wayward son ♪

00:46

♪ There'll be peace when you are done ♪

00:50

♪ Lay your weary head to rest ♪

00:54

♪ Don't you cry no more ♪

00:58

(guitar twanging off-key)

01:05

(booing)

01:08

- [Announcer] Game over! You suck!

01:12

- Is that a computer game?

01:13

- No, R-tard, it's an MMORPG.

01:15

These are real people I'm playing with, see?

01:18

I'm a hunter, level two.

01:19

I can chat with all these other people.

01:21

I can even wave to this guy, see? Hello!

01:24

In the outside world,

01:26

I am a simple geologist.

01:28

But in here, I am Falcorn, defender of the alliance.

01:32

I've braved the Fargodeep mine,

01:34

defeated the bloodfish at Jerod's Landing-

01:36

(Falcorn groans)

01:41

- Hm.

01:42

- Give me the sword.

01:43

- You?

01:44

- I have a Warcraft character.

01:46

I'm a noob, but I can log on and get the sword

01:48

to Stan online.

01:49

- We can't trust the Sword of a Thousand Truths to a noob!

01:52

- Sounds to me like we don't have a choice!

01:54

Give me the sword.

01:56

(deep mystical chant music)

02:00

Ahhh!

02:03

- I got it!

02:04

(Falcorn groans)

02:05

Dad!

02:06

- Stan!

02:07

- Dad, no!

02:09

Dad? Dad?

02:11

- Stan, I've never been able to say this before,

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