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B1 Intermediate English 10:45 Educational

Clueless Gamer: Conan Reviews "The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt" | CONAN on TBS

Team Coco · 13,658,628 views · Added 2 months ago

Learning Stats

B1

CEFR Level

5/10

Difficulty

Subtitles (402 segments)

00:00

(upbeat, happy music)

00:05

Hey, Conan O'Brien here with my pal Aaron Bleyaert.

00:08

Hello.

00:08

And uh, that was awkward.

00:10

(laughing)

00:10

We're with another Clueless Gamer.

00:13

And this one is very exciting.

00:15

The Witcher: Wild Hunt.

00:18

We are getting a sneak peek.

00:20

Bley! Yes.

00:21

What can you tell us about The Witcher: Wild Hunt?

00:24

Do you wanna hear the back story?

00:25

Everything in my body says no,

00:27

(audience laughing)

00:28

but yes, let's hear the back story.

00:30

All right so you're Geralt of Rivia.

00:33

You're a witcher, and in this world

00:35

rifts have opened up where monsters have come in.

00:38

So as a result of that some people

00:40

use the resulting residual magic to

00:43

mutate themselves. I'm regretting asking you

00:45

(audience laughing) for the back story.

00:47

Deeply regretting it.

00:49

Continue.

00:50

So basically Geralt of Rivia, he's kind of adopted

00:52

this young girl named Ciri, child--

00:55

Wait there's a girl named Ciri?

00:56

Yeah. (audience laughing)

00:57

Is she the same one that tells you

00:59

information on the iPhone?

01:01

I don't think so.

01:03

Are we sure there's not a tie-in?

01:04

(laughing)

01:05

It's very suspicious to me that the witcher

01:08

befriends someone who happens to be the voice

01:11

of the iPhone.

01:12

And he does it with his pet crow Google.

01:14

(laughing)

01:15

There's the Southern, the emperor, Amur, Ahmer,

01:19

Emere, Amur

01:20

Emhyr?

01:21

He's the emperor of Nilfgaard, is what you need to know.

01:23

You didn't just say he's

01:24

the emperor of Nilfgaard, did you?

01:25

Well yeah, I mean that's his proper title.

01:27

Okay.

01:28

(laughing)

01:29

I'm the emperor of Milfgaard.

01:30

(audience laughing and cheering)

01:31

If ya know what I mean. (howls)

01:35

So the emperor of Nilfgaard--

01:37

You've gotta stop talking.

01:38

Okay, anyway--

01:39

You can't talk anymore

01:40

Okay anyway.

01:41

Here we go.

01:42

All right, so this is a battle

01:43

going on between the south and the north.

01:45

I know this is a battle.

01:48

That was a bird that just flew into someone's eye.

01:50

That's fantastic!

01:51

So that's Yennefer, who's our girlfriend.

01:53

Did you say Yennefer?

01:54

It's Jennifer.

01:55

No, it's Yennefer, Yennefer--

01:56

What do you mean it's Yennefer?

01:57

Just say Jennifer.

01:57

Her name is Yennefer.

01:59

We're in America!

02:00

(laughing)

02:01

And now, we're at Witcher Keep, banks of the Gwe,

02:04

oh my is that?

02:06

Oh, oh no they tricked me!

02:07

(laughing)

02:08

They tricked me into being turned on.

02:11

I got turned on by those feet coming out of the tub,

02:15

and it's a dude!

02:16

This game just outed me.

02:18

(laughing)

02:18

That totally was unfair.

02:20

Whoa!

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