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B1 Intermediate English 6:29 Educational

Bill Burr - Titanic Is A Horror Film

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Learning Stats

B1

CEFR Level

5/10

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Subtitles (154 segments)

00:02

I'm a loser people oh yeah let's get

00:06

that out of the way

00:07

you know 36 not married I sleep on a

00:09

futon you know my back hurts it's awful

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I'm at that age where everybody knows

00:15

getting married let me ask you a

00:17

question why the hell do people keep

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getting married

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you're mean isn't anybody looking at the

00:21

stats what's it like three out of four

00:24

marriages go right down the drain now

00:26

people if you were going skydiving and

00:29

they told you three out of four

00:30

parachutes work and open you'll forget

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it I'm not going I don't like those odds

00:40

I'm just kidding people you know I'll

00:42

get married I'll get married the day I

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see a married guy who actually like

00:46

looks happy you know what I mean is

00:48

every time you see a married do it

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anytime you ask them what it's like

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being married they always tell you it's

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good but they have a look on their face

00:55

like they have like an appendicitis

00:58

oh it's hilarious you like yeah you know

01:00

so what's it like being married like

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yeah that's good it's good

01:03

that's a lot of work but I yeah that's

01:06

good

01:06

you mean when you meet the right person

01:08

and you know starts to click that simply

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