Wife Ko Impress Karne Ke 3 Shabd! | Titu Talks Ep 01 ft. Shah Rukh Khan | BB Ki Vines

My mother always told me, "Titu you're a good�

My mother always told me, "Titu you're a good listener." 0:00:11.390 --> 0:00:15.620 At first I thought she was calling me a dog, you know because they can hear from afar.

What are you charging 40 bucks for?

At first I thought she was calling me a dog. 0:00:23.06 --> 0:00:26.35 Then I realized I was only two years old, of course I can hear well.

Because whenever I used to say something, I�d get milk or chocolate.

That was the last time something was imported in my mouth.

But after that, I�ve only exported:

Mic Drops! 0:00:35.490 --> 0:00:38.480 Because I realized how important it is to speak the truth. 0:00:38.490 --> 0:00:43.570 Because when people take you lightly and you start speaking the truth, they tend to run away.

So this is the motto of my life.

And that�s how I go through life. How do I go through life?

One a million!

With the dopest moustache!

Deal worth more than a billion!

Shut up, you�ll all get your share of insults!

Titu Talks! Titu Talks!

This isn't your Keeping Up With The Kardashians Season 420, shut it!

I always wanted to be an MC.

MC means a host, anchor.

I've never met a celebrity in my entire life.

I mean I never felt the need to.

But once I went to Amit sir�s house to see how he looks in real life.

Then a tall and broad man came out, and waved at us.

I thought that my dream came true, Bachchan Sir was in front of me!

But when I looked closely, it was his security guard who asked me to leave or he'd beat me up!

Anyways, our today's guest is someone who has copyrighted romancing in front of broken planes.

Who taught us how to sell samosas in a moving train.

Who has a such a big crowd at his gates, Rajiv Chowk looks cute in comparison.

He doesn't just have a magnet in his shoes, he's a 'Chick Magnet' in real life too.

And of his 26 years old Bollywood career, he's only ruled the industry for 26 years.

Abram�s dad, and someone who could�ve been a very good friend of mine!

Shahrukh Khan!

Thank you very much, Titu.

You gave me quite an introduction.

Seems like you've done your research.

If you type 'King' on Google, the first four recommendations are of you.

King Kong is number five!

Shut up, why do I even need to Google my own name?

You think I�m gonna Google my own name?

Not many people know this, but I�ve stayed at Shahrukh Bhai�s place many times.

Oh really? Did I hire you for something?