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Iran’s New Iron Fist | Trump Under Fire For Undignified Transfer | Not Learning Your Damn Language
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Welcome, welcome one and all to the late
show. I'm your host Steven Colbear.
Ladies and [cheering] gentlemen,
we now we now are on was this 10 day 10
of the Iran war and we're not any closer
to finding out what the goal is. Is it
regime change? Is it ending a nuclear
program? Is it changing the name to
Donald Trump's Iran Lago?
But we are we are
we are learning more about the cost
because according to estimates the first
week of the war alone cost approximately
$6 billion.
>> Yeah. [cheering] Yeah. It's surprising.
You know, did you know what you could
buy with $6 billion?
>> 27 Christine Horsey commercials.
[applause]
[cheering]
It's unclear.
>> [cheering]
>> It's unclear how long the war will
continue because this weekend Trump said
the war will only stop after Iran's
unconditional surrender. To which Iran
replied, "That's a dream America should
take to their grave."
Okay, that's spooky
and metal as hell. Is there is there any
more to that statement?
Thank you. Cleric Disturbed. After after
Iran surrenders, Trump wants to pick
their next leader. As he said on Air
Force One,
>> we don't want to come back every 5 years
or every 10 years and do this. So, we
want to pick a president that's not
going to be leading their country into a
war.
>> When can we pick one of those?
[cheering]
There are way ahead of me. They were way
ahead of me.
We were both We were all jumping for
that joke at the same time. There are
some candidates for the job we know
Trump doesn't want. Last week, there
were rumors that the new Supreme Leader
would be the second son of the former
Supreme Leader, but Trump said Commune's
son is unacceptable to me. It can't be.
Look, it cannot be. There's no way it
can be Kam's second son. His mouth is
all gums. And he had to repeat
kindergarten three times. No, wait.
That's my son.
[cheering] That's my second son.
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