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Celebrity Dad Jokes | You Laugh, You Lose | Will Ferrell vs. Mark Wahlberg | All Def
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Hey, hey, good to see you. How are you? Hold on a second. Hold on, turn that off. What are you doing?
What's up? Go ahead. Come on. What do you got? What do mermaids wash their fins with? Tide.
The first part was funnier. You should have never threw up the punchline. That was terrible.
Did you know in King Arthur's time, one of the knights of the round table collected taxes?
His name was Sir Charge. Top that. What did the fried rice say to the shrimp? Fry your rice.
Don't walk away from me. Is that what it says? Yeah. That's pretty good.
Did you hear Steve Harvey and his wife run into a fight? That's not real, is it?
Yeah. It was a family feud.
Did you hear about the superhero with a lisp that always worked out? He's Thor.
Bad ending again. What are you talking about? How can you not have the set up?
What kind of car does an egg drive? A Joktwagen.
A Joktwagen. What do you call someone who gets mad when they don't have any bread? Lactose intolerant.
Would it be weird if me and Adam Sandler did Daddy's Home 3?
Oh, that's not on the paper. Why would you even bring that up?
I thought that was on the paper. Why would you even bring that up?
It was on the other paper. That was just mean.
No, they took out the other piece of paper.
So I'm fired from Daddy's Home 3?
Well, Spade's not available.
Spade?
Well, I'm one of those guys.
What do you call the syrup with a speech impediment?
Oh, scissorp.
Mrs. Stuttersworth.
Oh, that's a good one.
What airlines did Jesus and Mary take?
Virgin.
T.W. Yes, Virgin.
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