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Anthony Jeselnik - Funniest Dark Jokes Compilation

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[Music]

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i am aware

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that i must seem like a tough cold son

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of a [ __ ] up here

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in fact

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the only time i've ever cried in public

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in my entire life

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was at my mom's funeral

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i might be

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a tough cold son of a [ __ ]

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but that doesn't mean i'm not also

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one hell of an actor

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my baby brother is in high school now

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and we're close

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but sometimes let's try to take

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advantage of that you know

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a couple months ago he calls me up he

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goes anthony i just cut school for no

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reason

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and now i need you to write me a sick

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note

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and then forge dad's signature and make

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it good

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i did my best but i'm horrible and stuff

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like that

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teachers took one look at the note and

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said mikey

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you expect me to believe this

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you don't have aids

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[Laughter]

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oh fantastic if you guys like that

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answer

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i've got some great news

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you're going to love

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this next aids joke

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i just got an email from an

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ex-girlfriend of mine telling me that

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she has aids

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and i didn't

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i like your style

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i just got an email from my

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ex-girlfriend telling me that she has

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aids

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and i didn't know how to comfort her

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so i just wrote back i know

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[Applause]

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yesterday i accidentally uh

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hit a little kid with my car

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it wasn't serious

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nobody saw me

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and people get weird when kids die

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no that's a fact

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that's a fact

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like about a month ago

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