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Woke Flat Earthers | Malik Elassal | Stand Up Comedy
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shout out to all the teachers that told
me I never make
it I just like to repeat stuff that
rappers say like that makes me feel good
but my teachers legit did not believe in
me like I went to a Muslim school like I
went to Islamic private school and I
told them that I wanted to do comedy and
they had never even heard of that so
they're just like
no you want people to laugh at Muslims I
was like yeah kind of yeah
I had another teacher who was also the
Imam he was like the religious leader
and he found out that I wanted to do
comedy and he took me aside in like a
private moment and he said you want to
be a funny guy
huh you think this life is funny my
friend funny in games when you see the
power of
Allah on the day of judgment brother you
will not be
laughing and I was just like
I'm still going to do it I'm still it
made me want to do it even more so that
I could be like all the rappers that I
looked up to you know like I I did have
teachers that did believe in me but
that's not good for my narrative so I
like to just
focus I was listening to a Meek Mill
song one time and in the middle of the
song Meek Mill goes to the teachers that
said I wouldn't make it here I spend a
day with you make a year and I heard
that and I was like I'm going to flex
just like that as soon as I get on and
then I became a comedian and it's good
a little hard to flex though to be
honest with you like what could I even
say to the teachers that said I wouldn't
make it here I'll make a year what you
make a year like that doesn't sound as
good you didn't believe in me and now
we're roommates dumbass good
job yeah he told me I was going to
starve in front of the whole class I
remember he said you want to be a
comedian you're going to be very hungry
my friend and I wish he could see me now
be like bro I've never been hungry a
single day of my life cuz I still live
with my parents [ __ ] did you think
about that no you
didn't I'm never hungry my mom Cuts me
fruit all the
time and then she brings it into my room
cuz she has zero boundaries she just
walks right
in my mom's sick man she's a you know
she's a she's a Muslim woman she wears a
hijab I don't look very Muslim like just
off off look so nobody ever bothers me
about it you know she wears a hijab she
looks Muslim all the time one time she
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