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Healing and Happy Endings | Reg Thomas | Stand Up Comedy
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very very happy to be here it's not
always so out comedy shows for us
comedians a lot of times we get a book
they really up
places like
weddings I did a wedding a couple weeks
ago and they told me that when I came
out I could pick my favorite love song
but I didn't know the couple and I am a
comedian I'mma up your wedding
so I chose the notorious
Big's Me and My
some of y'all know it it's a great
love song top
five 17 seconds into the song The
Notorious BIG is so in love with this
woman he says you look so good I'd suck
on your daddy's
dick bars
he said that in the
90s every time I hear that song I
realize I have never been in love not
one
time have I ever met a girl that made me
feel like
that Moonlight strolls with the hoes oh
no that's not my selo I like a chick
that like to play CEO and craps packing
gats in a Coach bag demon dime bags a
real all I want all I ever had
what is the notorious b trying to tell
us that in love you need
compatibility I smoke a lot of weed
which means I need a girlfriend that
smokes weed cuz I'm over the
compromise when I smoke and she don't
and she tried to work with me they're
like it's okay you can smoke I don't
care and then I smoke the way I
smoke oh another one wow
another
one yes DJ
khed another
one I do like being in La a lot of
beautiful women out here and you gotta
be on point cuz a girl out here shuts
you down before we even tried to get her
number that happened to me today
hey you know guys from New York they say
we're aggressive I don't know if we're
aggressive but you know I got my Tims on
I'm feeling myself you know so I was saw
some girl I was like Excuse Me Miss can
I talk to you for a second and she was
like time's up the
but I do like you know I like being
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