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Stand-Up Battle with Jerry Seinfeld

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon · 3,660,174 次观看 · 添加于 3 周前

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-Right now, we're about to go head-to-head

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in the first-ever "Tonight Show" Stand-Up Battle.

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Now, here's how this works.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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This is the Stand-Up Generator,

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and we'll each take turns hitting this button right here,

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which will randomly select the name of a short stand-up routine

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written by you, Jerry Seinfeld. -This is some of my stuff. Yeah.

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-Yes, and we'll perform it as best as we can.

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-Now, you know this is all set up.

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This is not real.

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[ Laughter ]

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No, it's real. It's real.

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No, they are going to decide, right?

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-Yes, they're going to decide, yeah.

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[ Laughter ]

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[ Cowbell clinks ]

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We'll perform it as best we can. At the end, we'll decide

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once and for all who is the better Jerry Seinfeld,

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me or Jerry Seinfeld.

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-Jerry,

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since you wrote all these bits,

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why don't you go first? We'll start the generator.

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-All right, start the generator.

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-Yeah, here we go. -Wow.

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-You press the thing when you're ready to go.

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-Hey. Those are really my bits on there.

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-Those are your bits.

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-"Wait up." -"Wait up."

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All right. Now, this bit is called "Wait Up."

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It's on cue cards. Do you remember the bit?

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-I do. I remember this one.

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This is actually part of a Halloween routine.

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This is a good bit.

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-Okay. -You're going to --

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Let's see you follow this.

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♪♪

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[ Cheers and applause ] -Here he is, Jerry Seinfeld.

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-All right. So,

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one of the things that's different about being a kid

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is kids don't want other kids to wait.

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They want them to wait up.

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"Would you wait up?"

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Everything with kids is "up." Wait up. Hold up. Shut up.

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Mama, clean up. Just let me stay up!

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With parents, it's the opposite. Everything is down.

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Calm down.

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