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Trump's Bonkers Message to Norway Over Greenland; Nobel Committee's Response to Trump: A Closer Look
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-Donald Trump sent a message to Norway
complaining that he didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize,
which is not decided by the government of Norway.
And in that same letter,
he threatened to invade Greenland,
which is a part of Denmark,
because he didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize,
which he thinks is decided by Norway, which it's not.
And also it's a different country than Denmark,
which oversees Greenland, which is not Norway.
[ Laughter ]
For more on this, it's time for...
Oh, nope. My bad. That was yesterday, sorry.
For more on this, it's time for "A Closer Look."
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Well, the news has once again
gotten dumber and more exhausting.
It's just another day living in Donald Trump's snow globe,
where the snow is cocaine and it never stops shaking.
America's been through a lot over the years,
but the one thing we've mercifully
never had to deal with was a president
who had a boner for winning awards.
You're the president of the United States.
That should be award enough.
Except this guy gets elected and his next thought is,
[As Trump] "Better make room in the trophy case."
[Laughter]
You know why I think it's so bad right now?
it's movie awards season
and it's just making them crazy with jealousy.
Like he's complaining to Melania every time
Chalamet wins another one.
[ As Trump ] Mel?!
Mel, are you watching the Globes in your own bedroom?
The separate one that has a double bolted lock?
Well, Chalamet won again.
Mel, that probably makes him a frontrunner
for the Oscar now, Mel.
So that's two he has that I don't, Mel.
[ Blow dryer whirring ]
Mel, when you turn on your hairdryer,
it makes it harder to hear me, not easier.
[ Laughter ]
By the way, in an alternate universe,
I love the idea that Trump's just a guy in Queens
who gets cast as one of those weird looking guys
in "Marty Supreme."
Just give me my paddle.
[ As Trump ] You owe me money, Marty Supreme.
And I'm keeping the paddle until you make me whole.
Cut! Yep. What's this guy's name again?
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