The video owner has disabled playback on external websites.
This video is no longer available on YouTube.
This video cannot be played right now.
Watch on YouTube
Trump's Bonkers Message to Norway Over Greenland; Nobel Committee's Response to Trump: A Closer Look
学習統計
CEFRレベル
難易度
字幕 (261 セグメント)
-Donald Trump sent a message to Norway
complaining that he didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize,
which is not decided by the government of Norway.
And in that same letter,
he threatened to invade Greenland,
which is a part of Denmark,
because he didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize,
which he thinks is decided by Norway, which it's not.
And also it's a different country than Denmark,
which oversees Greenland, which is not Norway.
[ Laughter ]
For more on this, it's time for...
Oh, nope. My bad. That was yesterday, sorry.
For more on this, it's time for "A Closer Look."
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Well, the news has once again
gotten dumber and more exhausting.
It's just another day living in Donald Trump's snow globe,
where the snow is cocaine and it never stops shaking.
America's been through a lot over the years,
but the one thing we've mercifully
never had to deal with was a president
who had a boner for winning awards.
You're the president of the United States.
That should be award enough.
Except this guy gets elected and his next thought is,
[As Trump] "Better make room in the trophy case."
[Laughter]
You know why I think it's so bad right now?
it's movie awards season
and it's just making them crazy with jealousy.
Like he's complaining to Melania every time
Chalamet wins another one.
[ As Trump ] Mel?!
Mel, are you watching the Globes in your own bedroom?
The separate one that has a double bolted lock?
Well, Chalamet won again.
Mel, that probably makes him a frontrunner
for the Oscar now, Mel.
So that's two he has that I don't, Mel.
[ Blow dryer whirring ]
Mel, when you turn on your hairdryer,
it makes it harder to hear me, not easier.
[ Laughter ]
By the way, in an alternate universe,
I love the idea that Trump's just a guy in Queens
who gets cast as one of those weird looking guys
in "Marty Supreme."
Just give me my paddle.
[ As Trump ] You owe me money, Marty Supreme.
And I'm keeping the paddle until you make me whole.
Cut! Yep. What's this guy's name again?
完全な字幕は動画プレーヤーで利用可能
コメント (0)
ログインしてコメントインタラクティブモード
クイズ
正解:
関連動画
Paul Rudd's First "Mac And Me" Prank | Late Night with Conan O’Brien
Ojibwe Prayer Song
Learn English with Rihanna INCREDIBLE Speech at Harvard University - English Subtitles
Marvel Cast Crashes Interview - Unseen Funny Moments
Paul Rudd Couldn’t Get Will Ferrell To Break On “Anchorman” | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend
NBC
クイズ
正解:
動画を見ながらクイズが表示されます
覚え方のコツ
この動画より
無料で語学を始める