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00:01

- So, I don't know if you guys can tell,

00:02

but I am seven and a half months pregnant.

00:06

(audience applause)

00:08

Yeah, it's very rare and unusual to see a female comic

00:15

perform pregnant because female comics don't get pregnant.

00:20

(audience laughs)

00:25

Just try to think of one, I dare you.

00:27

There's none of them.

00:29

Once they do get pregnant they generally disappear.

00:32

That's not the case with male comics.

00:34

Once they have a baby they'll get up on stage

00:37

a week afterwards and they'll be like

00:39

guys, I just had this fucking baby.

00:42

That baby's a little piece of shit.

00:44

It's so annoying and boring.

00:46

And all these other shitty dads in the audience

00:48

are like that's hilarious, I identify,

00:52

and their fame just swells because they become

00:55

this relatable family funny man all of a sudden.

00:58

Meanwhile the mom is at home chapping her nipples

01:02

feeding the fucking baby and wearing a frozen diaper

01:05

because her pussy needs to heal from

01:07

the baby's head shredding it up, she's busy.

01:10

(audience laughs)

01:14

It's so sexist when people ask me well,

01:16

if you're here then who's taking care of the baby?

01:25

Who the fuck do you think is taking care of the baby?

01:30

(audience laughs)

01:36

The TV is taking care of the baby, okay?

01:38

(audience laughs)

01:40

I'm just waiting for the right moment

01:42

to like, become a housewife, financially, you know?

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