"Attention All Passengers" - Trevor Noah - (Crazy Normal) LONGER RE-RELEASE

But the pilots, the pilots are calm, they're cool you know, you get into the air.

they start making useless announcements that you don’t even care about,

just to give you that feeling that he knows what he's doing

you get up there as the seat belt lights go *sound of seat belt light*

"Ladies and gentlemen as you may have noticed we have reached our cruising altitude"

"currently sitting at 23 000 feet above sea level."

"Cruising at about 720km an hour in this Boeing 737"

"one of the favourite planes in the star _______________ _______________________"

"beautiful sunny day up here, we might encounter a few bumps but nothing to hectic"

"the cabin crew will be taking care of you."

"In the front we've got Esmeralda and Jonathan and in the rear Simon and Tsitseng and Verera."

"I'll will be taking care of you and if you need anything, don’t hesitate to call."

"I'll let you know once we've begun our descent,"

"until then please enjoy your flight, thank you."

*sound of intercom switching off* and you are like,

"Oh yeah, pilot yeah!"

"my guy, my guy! Pilot!"

It's cool, it's cool.

I just don’t like the fact that they never let you know when something's gone wrong.

It freaks me out because they are trained to keep you calm no matter what's going on.

and I noticed this because we hit turbulence,

coming into Johannesburg, there where hectic storms.

and the plane started shaking, and you know it wasn’t like calm turbulence

You know, its that turbulence where people's knuckles get white when they are holding they're

you know, because you know people try and act natural in the plane

They will be like *Humming*

and then they get to a point where they like

*experiencing turbulance*

and that point comes where like everyone in the plane is panicking

everyone except the air hostesses, they are amazing

I love how they do it, you know.

like you will hit the turbulence, you will be like *sound of turbulance*

Things are falling, the bags are hitting the sides of the compartments.

*sound of turbulance*

People are panicking except for the hostesses, they just move through naturally.

It's freaky, its almost like the lower half is not connected to the upper body

because they will just carry on, they will be like

"yes, yes you guys"