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The BEST English Moments on The Simpsons (British and England references)
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Who controls the British crown? Who
keeps the metric system down? [music]
We do.
We do.
English. [snorts]
English. Who needs that? I'm never going
to England. Come on, let's go smoke.
Merry old England.
From the desk of Ringo Star.
Dear Marge, thanks for the fab painting
of yours truly. I hung it on me wall.
You're quite an artist. In answer to
your question, yes, we do have
hamburgers and fries in England, but we
call French fries chips.
And I say England's greatest prime
minister was Lord Palmerston.
HIT THE ELDER.
LORD [screaming]
PALMER.
HIT THE ELDER.
OKAY, YOU ASKED FOR IT, BUGS.
YEAH, THAT'S showing him body. PIT THE
ELDER.
LORD [screaming]
PALISTON.
DON'T WORRY, MARGE. America's health
care system is second only to Japan,
Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well, all
of Europe.
The air we breathe or the providence
that sustains us. But couldn't we just
give in to the British?
NEVER.
That boy is magnificent.
Let's look at a picture book. The big
book of British smiles.
[music]
That's enough. That's enough.
All the kits and glamour of the British
Isles. And best of all, the waitresses
and show girls are all real Brits. Fresh
from the straight to Sussex. They are
freshen your drink, Governor.
Get out.
Okay. All right. Wait. Not now. Dig
this, man.
Get out.
About your father.
Sure. Okay. I'll talk about father.
Father Christmas. That's what they call
Santa Claus in England. They drive on
the wrong side of the road there. Now
that's crazy. People are always saying
how small England is, but you couldn't
fit it all in here. Not by a long shot.
You know what? I'm cured.
Marge, get back here and tell me about
your father.
Who [music]
keeps the metric system down? We do.
[music] We do.
Who Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps
[music] the Martian under?
Beautiful dinner wear, Mrs. Parkfield.
Thank you, Lisa. They were made for the
finest family in Britain.
I don't know how we ended up with them.
Uh-oh. Should I laugh? Was that dry
British wit or subtle self-pity? They're
staring at me. Better respond.
Haha.
Oh, it's good to hear a boisterous
American laugh.
And I love that painting. Judging by the
clothes, I'd say 17th century.
Hi, Mom.
Lisa, hello. How are you doing in
England? Remember, an elevator is called
a lift, a mile is called a kilometer,
and bachelism is called steak and kidney
pie.
Guess what? You and I are getting
married.
All right, Lisa, that's wonderful. If
only your father was still with us.
But he left for work a few minutes ago.
Pull my finger.
Yes, we have that one in England, too.
Mr. Simpson,
I said pull my finger.
Uh, Mom, we've got my wedding dress
fitting this afternoon. Maggie, if
you're not doing anything, why don't you
come with us?
Maggie, don't talk with your mouth full.
Oh, Westminster Abbey. Edward the
Confessor himself could not have done
better. Now to set the clocks to
Greenwich meantime.
My dear Abby.
Hello bands. Who is playing with the
London Symphony Orchestra?
Come on people. Somebody ordered the
London Symphony Orchestra. Possibly
while High Cypress Hill, I'm looking in
your direction.
Hey man, did we order orchestra? I can
assure you our preschool is of the
highest quality. Over 75% of our
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