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Trump Says U.N. "Sabotaged" Him After Embarrassing Escalator & Teleprompter Snafus: A Closer Look
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-Donald Trump shocked the world on Tuesday
by delivering a very reasonable and statesmanlike address
to the United Nations in which he laid out a detailed plan
for solving global conflicts
and bringing the international community together.
And I'm just [bleep] with you.
[ Laughter ]
He told everyone their countries were going to hell
and complained about the teleprompter and the escalator.
For more on this, it's time for "A Closer Look."
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
It's easy to forget because so much has happened.
But when Trump was running for president last year,
he was adamant he was going to bring peace to the world.
-I am the candidate of peace.
We're not gonna have war in the Middle East.
We're not gonna have war with Russia and Ukraine.
I will end the chaos in the Middle East quickly.
I will have the disastrous war
between Russia and Ukraine settled.
And it will take me no longer than one day.
-Now, in fairness, in fairness,
he said it would take one day.
He didn't say which day.
[ Laughter ]
[ As Trump ] It will take me no longer than one day,
but that day will be April 1st, 2037.
But also it won't be that day because April Fools.
[ Laughter ]
As a general rule, you should always be skeptical
when someone tells you they can solve any problem in one day.
I learned that lesson the hard way
when I hired a contractor
to fix the noisy radiator in our studio,
and he told me he'd have it done in one day.
It's been three years
and it still clanks all the time.
Just listen.
[ Silence ]
It clanks all the time.
[ Laughter ]
[ Silence ]
Okay.
Alright. Maybe he did fix it.
Apologies to Angelo and his entire team
at Manducci and Son Heating Maintenance and Supply.
[ Laughter ]
I'm very sorry.
Moving on. Now, I don't have to tell you.
Trump did not solve the --
[ Loud clanking ]
[ Laughter ]
[bleep] Angelo! What the [bleep]?!
[ Laughter ]
-I brought the wrong [bleep] wrench.
I gotta go back to the shop.
-It's been three years!
How about you try and bring
the right [bleep] wrench next time?
-Oh, now you're the [bleep] wrench expert.
-I'm not a wrench expert!
I'm just saying bring the right one!
-[ Mockingly ] Oh, look who's on TV!
It's "Late Night" with the [bleep] wrench guy!
-I'm not a [bleep] wrench guy!
You're the wrench guy!
You always bring the wrong [bleep] wrench!
-[ Tearfully ] Oh, you're right. I'm such a [bleep].
This is why my dad said he should call it
"Manducci and Dummy" instead of "Manducci and Son."
Angelo, he shouldn't say that.
You're a really good repair man.
[ Whispers to audience ] I'm so sorry about this.
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