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Office PRANKS That Would 100% Get You Fired
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As a manager, I felt I couldn't do that.
Um, please don't make it a habit.
I'm afraid I'm going to.
What is this?
Happy holidays, Dwight. But do not open
it till Christmas. You're so pathetic.
How long did this take you? 3 hours? 5
minutes, actually. I am a black belt and
gift wrapping. Yeah, no such thing. They
don't give out black belts for things
that are stupid.
Well, I hope it was worth it cuz I'm
going to take it apart in about five
minutes. I think it'll take you a little
bit longer than that. Really? If I can
skin a mule deer in less than 10
minutes, I ought to be able to cut my
Michael six. No, that is unacceptable.
Okay, Jim, you are the number two in
this office. You need to step up and
show some leadership.
I'm sorry. What did you say? So weird.
What? What's so weird? The bat. I mean,
I know I felt it bite me, but look,
there's no mark.
I feel
so
tingly, so strangely powerful.
But Jim, this garlic bread is cold.
What?
No, it burned me.
I Bizarre.
Hey, Jim. Here's the aspirin you wanted.
Thank God. There's such a headache from
that glare. What glare? The glare off
Angela's crucifix. It's blinding.
I don't have a lot of experience with
vampires, but I have hunted werewolves.
I shot one once, but by the time I got
to it, it had turned back into my
neighbor's
dog.
So, you're cool to just wait here for
animal control? Animal control. I've
been controlling animals since I was
six. Cool. Okay, I'm going to go home
and lie
down. Draw the shades. There's just so
much sun in
here. Bye,
Dwight. Goodbye,
Jim. And good luck.
Jim is on a path
now, an eternal journey. What is Dwight
diabetes? It's awful. The problem, Jim,
Mhm. is that people who are really
suffering from a medical condition won't
receive the care they need because
someone in this office is coming up with
all this ridiculous
stuff. Count chocolitis. Sounds tough.
Why did you write that down, Jim? Is it
because you know I love Count Dracula?
Do you?
I think you need to confess the fact.
Yep. That What are you doing? What?
Those are my keys. Good luck. Jim. Damn
it. No. Jim, let me out. Jim, let
the light gray a green.
Everyone has called me Dwayne all day. I
think Jim Halpert paid them to.
Yes.
Five bucks each and it was totally worth
it. I expect to do very well tonight. I
have an acute ability to read people.
Jim, for instance, has a huge tell. When
he gets a good hand, he
coughs. Uh, I will
raise.
Thanks. It's the weirdest thing. Every
time I cough, he folds.
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He looks happy.
Yep. Well, well, well. H boss for what
was it? Oh, 4 and 1/2 hours. New record.
Low. previous record. Henry Rostston,
boss for 9 years, four months, and he
only left because he had family matters
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