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Brooklyn 99 Moments That You Wish You Could See For The First Time
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This video transcript features a series of comedic workplace interactions from the sitcom *Brooklyn Nine-Nine*. For language learners, this clip offers an excellent opportunity to observe **natural, fast-paced conversational English**. By watching, you will gain exposure to: * **Idiomatic Expressions:** Learn how native speakers use phrases like "oldest collar," "on the table," and "backfire." * **Contextual Humor:** Understand how sarcasm and wit function in professional settings. * **Dynamic Dialogue:** Practice tracking rapid-fire exchanges between multiple characters. * **Tone Shifts:** Observe the difference between formal workplace inquiries and casual, humorous banter among friends and colleagues.
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Hey, you guys see the dude I brought in
today? The drug dealer. 81 years old. I
think it's the oldest collar of my
entire career. I once arrested a
96-year-old for flashing. I was
terrified he'd die in my back seat. Or
flash me. My oldest collar was 78, but
the PCP made her fight like she was 20.
What about two 50-year-old twins? Does
that count as a 100-year-old? No good.
No. You talking oldest bags? 68. That's
not that old. Yeah, but I was only 20.
20? Were you even a cop then? No, man.
It was before I got into the academy.
Charles isn't talking about his oldest
arrest.
No. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Yeah. Oldest
arrest. 68. Like I said, God, you had
sex with a 68-year-old when you were in
your 20s. You know how it is when you
have a chance to bed an older woman. You
No, that is not an older woman. That's
an old woman. That's someone's grandma.
She was actually That's how I met her.
Was college with her grandson, Marvin.
Don't Don't knock it to your trick. She
had a replacement hip with some serious
torque. It's like having sex with a
Transformer. That is no one's fantasy.
So again, your alibi is a mysterious
stranger handed you the gun, made you
put your prince on it, robbed the store,
and then hid the gun in your underpants.
Well, yeah. If you say it like that, it
don't sound believable. Oh, hey,
Captain. Did you get my report on the
Finley murder? Uh, yeah. I looked it
over. Nice work. Good. Thanks, Dad.
Why is everyone staring at me? You just
called Captain Hold Dad. You said
thanks, Dad. What? No, I didn't. I said,
"Thanks, man." Do you see me as a father
figure, Peralta? No. If anything, I see
you as a father figure cuz you're always
bothering me. Hey, show your father some
respect. I didn't call him dad. No, no,
no, no. Jacob, I take it as a
compliment. It's not a big deal. I
called Vivian mom once and she's my
fianceé. Guys, jump on that. Boil has
psychosexual issues. Old news. But you
calling Holt daddy. Hey, daddy is not on
the table here. But you did call him
dad. Dude, you shut up. You've done
nothing but lie since you got here. All
right. All right. I was lying about the
hold up, but the dad thing that
happened. He admitted that his alibi was
a lie. It was a trap. All part of my
crazy, devious plan. I believed you.
Thank you. Son, do you want to talk
about it later over a game of catch? I'd
like that.
[Music]
Oh, hello guys. Guys, guys, check it
out. Hitchcock fell asleep in the break
room, so I put his hand in a bowl of
warm water. Come on, man. That's the
stupidest prank ever. Uh, no. It's the
smartest because it involves biology. I
bet it worked already. Let's go, Jack.
Hitchcock, no. He's drowning. He's
drowning. Save him, man.
Take it back, Jake. Great prank. Guys, I
have a great idea for a prank. Before
Hol comes in, I'm going to put ink on
the podium where he puts his hands. I
don't think you'll fall for that. I did.
How? I haven't even opened this yet. I
guess it's unrelated. Captain Hold hates
pranks. This is going to backfire, man.
Gh. Fine, I'll tone it down. I'll move
his podium a foot to the left. What?
He'll be so angry. Okay. 5 in. Five.
Three. Three. One. One. All right. I'll
move it a half inch. Fine. It's your
funeral. Oh my god.
Worst prank ever. So stupid. Holt's not
even going to notice. Good morning.
You guys, it the podium.
It's You're crazy. How did you pull this
off?
Interesting. Very, very interesting.
Guys, Captain Holt has no pants on. Um,
what? He has no pants on is what? Here
are the facts. At 11:55 a.m., Captain
Holt walked past us holding a hot bowl
of soup. At 12:03 p.m., I heard him
yell, "Ouch." Then, at 12:07, he called
Gina into his office. She entered
holding nothing. One minute later, she
left holding an opaque bag. Captain
Holt's pants were in that bag. His knees
are in the breeze. He's in his undies.
That evidence is circumstantial. Oh, so
you guys want visual confirmation? Not
really. Done. Hey, Captain. I just need
you to sign something at my desk real
quick. Just leave it on the couch.
Dismissed. Okay, sir. You're going to
freak. Yo-yo Ma is in the precinct and
he's giving out autographs. Yoyo Ma is
on tour in Australia right now. How
would you know that? Sir, I'm choking on
a lo. I'm going to die. I got to take
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你是一个好人。(You are a good person.)
将某物移动到特定的地方或位置。例如，把书放在桌子上。
停止 (Tíngzhǐ): 不再进行。'比赛停止了。'
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