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Trump Defends Racist Obama Meme & MAGA Rages Over Bad Bunny’s Spanish Halftime Show | The Daily Show
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Welcome to The Daily Show.
We got one for you tonight.
My name is Jon Stewart.
Great show.
Andy Beshear will be here.
[CHEERING, APPLAUSE]
We'll be talking about season two of his podcast,
and we'll also talk about his side hustle
as the governor of Kentucky.
First, I got to tell you, what a weekend.
Super Bowl Sunday, and what a game.
What a game it was.
Man, if you like high-scoring contests
where the outcome is in doubt till the final suspenseful
climactic seconds, this was not the game for you.
Slow grinding.
It nearly took all the fun out of watching the Patriots lose.
[CHEERING, APPLAUSE]
I was saluting the Patriots, and their one-year rebuild.
But you know what?
At least we had our snacks.
That's what's the important part.
I-- I'll be honest with you, I went with the whole shebang.
Six-foot hoagie, wings, nachos, queso, hot and
cold running Budweiser.
Am I missing any of the classics?
What would you have as a Super Bowl snack?
I am, you know, I am on a carnivore diet,
so I just eat meat and ferments.
Did this-- did this mother-[BLEEP] just say
his diet is meat and ferments?
He's-- he's so weird.
Why does he always have to be so Pluribus?
Why?
Carol, would you like some ferments?
Just as a normal non-alien species to another,
it is a Super Bowl party.
I don't care if your diet is meat and ferments.
What are you having at the Super Bowl party?
So I'm going to probably have yogurt.
You're going to have yogurt for the Super Bowl?
For the Super Bowl, you're having yogurt.
You eat meat and ferments, and for the Super Bowl,
you went ferments.
You know, dude, it's one thing to bring measles and polio
back, but I think I speak for the entire nation when I say,
if you ever show up at my Super Bowl party
with a tub of yogurt.
You couldn't just muster up a little trunk bear jerky?
Like, what?
But even though the game was a grind and
your weird friend brought you a six-pack yogurt, at least
we all have the halftime show.
This year--
[CHEERING, APPLAUSE]
I love it.
Yeah, yeah.
Sponsored this year by ferments.
Ferments, it puts the fart in RFK.
This year's Super Bowl halftime show
starred Benito Antonio Martinez Bad Bunny Ocasio.
[CHEERING, APPLAUSE]
And he was out there and delivered
a performance that was, as they say in Puerto Rico, quite good.
Mr. Bunny killed it, despite being
trapped in an inescapable sugar cane hedge maze.
He had Lady Gaga, he had Ricky Martin, he had the Mandalorian,
he threw a wedding, he held a Model UN.
And he even had the time to make a Con Ed service
stop mid-concert.
It's OK, he did it all.
Just reboot the box and enjoy.
De nada.
It was joyful and infectious, and.
The single worst halftime show in NFL history.
Oh, oh, right right, right, I forgot, I forgot.
For a significant portion of Americans,
everything that happens must uniformly
be filtered through a particular MAGA-centric
worldview and judged on how well it conforms
to that traditional vision, which doesn't include knowing
where the biblioteca is.
To get up there and perform the whole,
the whole show in Spanish is a middle finger
to the rest of America.
The majority of people in the audience
had no idea what was being said.
Is it too much to ask to put it in English?
- Not one word of English. - Yeah.
Not one word of English.
One word!
Here's-- here's some English for you.
Who put Thanos over here in the air fryer?
Did they-- did they--
did Fox decide they needed an actual Buffalo wing
to comment on the game?
Dude, seriously, we all like to get sun,
but I mean, I'm no dermatologist,
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