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Welcome to the Daily Show. My name is
John Stewart. Great show for you
tonight. Later on, we're going to be
joined by author Elizabeth Colbert. We
will be discussing the environment.
Do we still need one?
By the way, you couldn't hear in the
audience, but I said we have Elizabeth
Colbert on the show. And someone in the
audience said, "I love her." [laughter]
Like literally just in the middle of it
was just like, "Oh, I love her."
So, we are pleasing
her.
But for how was your Thanksgiving? Did
you eat a lot there? I've eaten pie
every uh morning
for the last uh five mornings. I I I ate
a lot. Did you stay safe from VCNA? Did
Are you Are you safe? Can you believe it
turns out VCNA was just when
I mean I did not see that coming.
>> [laughter]
>> But I but I I I hope your holiday was
fine. Did you have any uncomfortable
moments with Trump loving uh relatives?
Well, if if you did, I just want to say
THIS TO YOU. SACK UP.
Cuz on Thanksgiving, the White House
press corps had to deal with actual
Trump.
>> Are you stupid? Are you a stupid person?
And you're just asking questions because
you're a stupid person.
>> I'm I'm sorry, sir. The question was,
would you care for more stuffing?
But look, DON'T DON'T BLAME THE
PRESIDENT. I SAW YOU BO DON'T b
it's Thanksgiving. Everybody gets a
little stressed out. I'm sure the
president calmed down and delivered a
more apppropo message to the American
people on this Thanksgiving holiday of
togetherness.
>> I love it. Chop. See, we're not allowed
to do that anymore. You know, we're not
allowed you're not allowed to use the
word Indian anymore. The only one that
wants you to are THE INDIANS.
>> GOD DAMN IT, GRANDPA.
WE TALKED ABOUT THIS.
[laughter]
I had the same thing happen in my house.
Look, we all hate sitting next to the
daughtering old person at Thanksgiving,
which I think might be me now.
[laughter]
But imagine if that was your job and
instead of being with your family and
friends this holiday, you're in the
press corp. You gotta fly down to Mara
Lago. I'm sorry, the Winter White House
and put up with this for a living.
>> Today I'm in Florida, but generally I'm
in the White House. I'm in the Oval
Office. I won by a lot.
>> I ran a second time. I won by a lot. And
I would say to myself, why are we
calling it
>> Gulf of Mexico [snorts] when we have I
like Tom Cruz. The last of our movie
star can't hit a ball 30 yards. I'm
telling you, I looked at his swing. You
probably had your dinner already, but I
didn't. And I know exactly what I'm
gonna have. Turkey.
[laughter]
Yeah, we're all having turkey.
Excuse me. I'm just going to go doom
scroll on my phone in the bathroom for a
while. But hey, everyone has trouble
after throwing down a pound of turkey
with all the fixings keeping their
thoughts straight. I'm sure his written
Thanksgiving message to the American
people will be more circumspect, more
rooted in gratitude.
>> On Thanksgiving night, he called
Governor Tim Walls quote seriously
On Thanksgiving,
are you confusing that with festivists?
And by the way, seriously Not
even like playfully like like
Mr. bean, you know what I mean?
[laughter]
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