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Trump Throws Tantrum at SOTU, Tries to Co-Opt Men's Hockey Olympic Gold Medal Victory: A Closer Look
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-Donald Trump threw a tantrum
when Democrats refused to stand and clap for him
at the State of the Union,
and tried to co-opt
the men's hockey team's gold medal win.
For more on this, it's time for "A Closer Look."
[ Cheers and applause ]
Trump's desperate to prevent Democrats
from winning back Congress in November --
not because he wants Congress to do anything,
but because it would be bad for him.
-Federal Republican policy retreat yesterday,
President Trump issued this warning to his party.
-You gotta win the midterms
because if we don't win the midterms,
it's just gonna be...
I mean, they'll find a reason to impeach me.
[ Laughter ] -They'll...
find a reason?
They're not gonna have to work hard!
Looking for a reason to impeach Trump
is like looking for Waldo in a book called
"Oops! All Waldos." [ Laughter ]
Gonna be like a game of whack-a-mole
where the machine's broken
and those moles are just sitting ducks
and you get to just wail on 'em!
You get so many tickets that the girl at the prize counter
is like, "Um, you definitely cheated."
And you're like, "Um, I definitely didn't.
Now, give me my giant minion!"
[ Laughter ]
It wasn't supposed to be a picture of me.
[ Laughter ]
That was a hypothetical. I was pretending to be a kid.
I got [bleep] minion money.
[ Laughter ]
But Donald -- if you're wondering,
if you're wondering, Donald,
what they might find to impeach you over,
how about the fact that your family's crypto company
took half $1 billion from an Abu Dhabi royal
known as the Spy Sheikh,
or the fact that you let a drug kingpin
who "flooded America with cocaine" out of jail,
or the fact that you're terrorizing cities
and rounding up children,
or the fact that your name appears
more often in the Epstein files
than Eddie Murphy's name appears
in the credits of "The Nutty Professor"?
[ Laughter ]
At this point, Trump's best defense will be
that he didn't do any of this stuff,
and it was Don Jr. dressed as him
in full Klumps makeup.
[ As Donald Trump ] They did it while my back was turned
and they did it very fast.
They put the makeup on so quickly
they didn't have time to finish the hand.
[ Laughter ]
[ Normal voice ] And I do -- [ Applause ]
I do apologize that we haven't had time
to do a full deep dive on the fact
that our president has what's known as Addams Family Hand...
[ Laughter ]
...because that bad boy definitely comes off at night
and just runs around the Oval Office.
[ Laughter ]
So, Trump doesn't want to get impeached
for a third, fourth, or fifth time.
Although, I don't know what he's worried about.
He could show up at his own impeachment trial and scream,
[as Donald Trump] "That's right, I did it, and I'll do it again!"
[normal voice] and Republicans still wouldn't vote to convict.
Afterwards, Lindsey Graham would tell the press,
[as Lindsey Graham] "I saw the president today.
He's learned his lesson."
[ Laughter ]
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