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Trump’s Mixed Messages About War in Iran, He Gets a Vigorous Stroking by Tech CEOs & His Gross Rash

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Everybody, I'm Julian. I'm the host.

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Thanks for watching. Thank you for

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JOINING US HERE IN OUR HOME IN beautiful

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Hollywood of California. We have a lot

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of things to get to tonight. Uh it seems

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like we have a lot of things to get to

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every night. And that that wasn't always

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the case. Just for fun, I went back. I

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looked at one of our monologues from

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2011. You remember 2011? It was a

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simpler time. These were the topics on

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our show 15 years ago tonight. Uh NBC

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announced that Christina Aguilera would

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be a judge on The Voice. Lindseay

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Lohan's dad was rumored to be joining

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the gang at Celebrity Rehab. A sophomore

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at BYU was kicked off the basketball

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team for having sex with his girlfriend.

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And there was a new episode of Jersey

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Shore in which the situation hooks up

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with a girl who seems to have a strange

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odor.

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Now we got war pedophiles and measles.

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Oh my, it's We also have, you know, the

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weather's different than it used to. It

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seems to be a lot colder on the east

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coast and a lot warmer in the west.

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We've had we've had such beautiful

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weather here the last two weeks. I've

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almost been scared to mention I feel

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like the rest of the country hates us

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enough already, but it has been in the

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high 70s. Been sunny and it has been as

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cold as Melania's heart everywhere else.

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This is from Rhode Island where even

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kids have had enough of snow. cuz I'm so

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sick of snow on this.

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>> That's what you call an old soul.

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There were primary elections in North

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Carolina, Arkansas, and Texas yesterday.

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Democrats are hoping to win their first

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Senate seat in the Lone Star State since

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1988. James Terico won the primary there

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last night. He beat out the author of

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Bleach Blonde, Bad Built, Butch Body,

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Jasmine Crockett. Uh, Taller Rico will

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now face the winner of a runoff between

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the incumbent Senator John Cornin and

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his opponent, Texas Attorney General Ken

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Paxton, seen here dying before our eyes.

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This is Ken P. This guy has quite a list

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of accomplishments as attorney general.

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He faced 20 different articles of

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impeachment. He was indicted for three

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felonies. He's been sued by the SEC.

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He's threatened with disbarment. and his

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wife, a woman he started a church with,

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divorced him for cheating with a Senate

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aid. Oh, you forget the Senate. With a

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resume like that, you could run for

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president of the United States. Of

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course, Paxton is tight with Trump

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because only the best people Democrats

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fit uh flipped a state legislature seat

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in Arkansas yesterday. That makes more

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than two dozen seats in various state

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legislators. They have flipped since

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Trump took office last year. Whereas the

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number of seats that have gone from blue

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to red now totals zero nationwide. I'm

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beginning to see why Trump dislikes

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these elections so much. The president

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got a vigorous stroking at the White

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House today. He had a meeting of

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executives from Google, Microsoft,

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Amazon Meta, and Open AI who gathered to

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gravel at his feet. If you're the CEO of

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a big tech company, your schedule seems

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to alternate between partying on a super

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yacht and frenching the president's ass.

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There's no in between. So, he had the

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tech bros sign a pledge that says they

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